C Kirkwood

pixel jockey by day - fajita maker by night

[C Kirkwood @CDKirkwood]

@CultureExploreX They have to speak at least 7 languages, they have to be Swiss and they have to know multiple martial arts… you don’t want to mess this these guys

[C Kirkwood @CDKirkwood]

@SenAdamSchiff Thank you, Senator. That means a lot to us. Next pint of Molson is on me.

[Senator Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

Today, I have a message for our Canadian neighbors.

[C Kirkwood @CDKirkwood]

@DailyZeitgeist anyway I could get a discord invite? I listen to your show all the time. I’m the guy who dropped the bag of ketchup chips in Toronto back in 2020. Love y’all

[C Kirkwood @CDKirkwood]

@Acyn The only thing good about having O’Leary on tv is that he’s not drunkinly running people over lethally with his speed boat (g’head look it up)

[C Kirkwood @CDKirkwood]

@ConsumerSOS @steeletalk Florida and Brazil? Hmm!

[C Kirkwood @CDKirkwood]

@deAdder Water bomber pilots are a badass group. They did a demo in the Toronto harbour a few months ago and the whole city cheered. 🇺🇸🇨🇦

[C Kirkwood @CDKirkwood]

@ConsumerSOS @deAdder They don’t call us hosers for nothin! 🇨🇦🇺🇸

[C Kirkwood @CDKirkwood]

@ConsumerSOS They don’t call us “hosers” for nothin… Bravo Zulu 🇨🇦

[C Kirkwood @CDKirkwood]

@TheSpaceshipper Lt Colonel Butts was the best at swacking chiggs and be home in time for pancakes.

[C Kirkwood @CDKirkwood]

@oldyzach Keep em coming! I’m getting amazing flashbacks from 94

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

A hairdresser in Barcelona made his customers wear Real Madrid jersey aprons. 😂

This kind of harmless humor is always good, we need to laugh.

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In a senile moment, Donald Trump just went off on a tangent about how cows will disappear if he loses. Trump is completely losing it.

[C Kirkwood @CDKirkwood]

hi @HBO why is your traffic so bad? @LastWeekTonight always starts half an hour late. You don't even have affiliates or advertisers and it's making viewers miss out.

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

3. Filming of movie '1917'. Director Sam Mendes told the actors that if they made a mistake to keep going so it was more natural

[C Kirkwood @CDKirkwood]

Hey @CraveTVHelp why is “It Comes at Night” only available in French when it’s an English movie?

[Pierrick Chevallier | IA @CharaspowerAI]

🚨#BreakingNews🚨
Heads up, the big news of the day is @Canvastique3D teaming up with @illumetry to completely break down the barrier between the real and virtual.

This user experience is totally mind-blowing! 🤯✨

[C Kirkwood @CDKirkwood]

@XploredHistory Since when is the great wall of china in america?

[The Magic Mod @TaylorMod]

This may be the best cover I’ve ever seen in my life wow what a voice 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[C Kirkwood @CDKirkwood]

@fasc1nate But... it's two separate shots