Conner Schmitz

#Whitewater #Warhawk #UWW2019

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Jacob Misiorowski. 15 STRIKEOUT MADDUX. 😳

9 innings, 0 runs, 15Ks, 1 hit. 0 BBs.

95 pitches. Most Strikeouts EVER in a Maddux!

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

I need you to listen to me very carefully.

If the Wisconsinites ask you to drink with them, please politely decline or you WILL die.

[planefag @planefag]

This was extremely poor writing on Lucas's part but if you roll with it, it's actually hilarious. Imagine - you're Darth Vader, and one day a banged-up freighter flies into your doomsday station's hangar and it's carrying your son, your daughter, your astromech droid, the protocol droid you personally built as a child and your master, Obi-Wan Kenobi. Everything rhymes; you can feel the inexorable tides of fate that reunited everyone at this moment; the Force is strong...

... except for the truck driver in the vest. But hey. Maybe even the Force isn't above taking an Uber to get everyone together instead of tracking down some Special Fated Person, right?

Yeah. Yeah that's what you said. "Nah. THAT one is coincidence," you said, and then the NEXT DAY he pops up in a souped up 18 wheeler and shoots you, one of the greatest fighter pilots in the galaxy, square in the ass before your snot-nosed kid blows your uberstation to hell and gone and now you're flying around trying to get a signal, knowing that there's gonna be one hell of a chat with Palpatine once you do, and you're still wondering *who the hell was that fucker in the vest!?*

[Bob Nightengale @BNightengale]

The Brewers acquired pitchers Kyle Harrison, Shane Drohan and IF David Hamilton from the Red Sox in the Caleb Durbin trade.
The trade is the Cubs' worst nightmare
Harrison: 4-1 with a 1.77 ERA, 11 Ks tonight
Drohan: 4.1 shutout innings for win Monday
Hamilton: 2-3, RBI tonight

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

Please understand that no pitcher in MLB history had ever had a streak of 5 games with 8+ strikeouts while allowing no extra base hits until Jacob Misiorowski just did it.

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

Playing our curds right

@ticketmaster

[George Kittle @gkittle46]

At 4 am this morning, as I laid in a deep slumber, I was called to action by my wife who had discovered a spider the size of a half dollar in the bathroom. Without hesitation I arose to combat the intruder. Claire handed me the slant board I’ve been using for rehab, and I immediately knew the spider had no chance. It took but 1 attempt to strike down my opponent. I received hugs and kisses for my bravery and fell back asleep with confidence. Have a day gentlemen. 🕷️

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

the 60 fastest pitches thrown by MLB starters this year

[Star Wars @starwars]

celebrating the greatest fans in the galaxy…May the 4th be with you.

Get tickets now to see Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu only in theaters and IMAX May 22. https://t.co/oO5Cz6UMdF

[Mark Gadala-Maria @markgadala]

This is pure AI madness.

Star Wars x Pawn Shop.

[Война @Chishiki27]

y'a des paysages comme ça sur Terre et demain matin j'vais être devant un tableur Excel de merde azyazy

[Gunner Dobbins (Vox Machina era) @GunnerDobbins]

“Don’t worry Buddy, we’re from the Union”
“The Union?”
“We represent the workers in all magical fields both evil and benign.”
“Oh! Oh, right!”
“Are you feeling at all degraded or oppressed?”
“uh, a little, we don’t even have dental.”
“They don’t even have dental”

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

Also side note, if you're visiting Ireland for the game, take a day and drive across the countryside over to the Cliffs of Moher.

Best photography spot I've ever been to in my life. Didn't even look real when standing right in front of it.

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

It's a mentality

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

We don't know what to say anymore, all hail King Vaughn

[Conner Schmitz @CDSchmitz]

@Mike_kim714 157

[ScreenTime @screentime]

'STAR WARS: REVENGE OF THE SITH' is officially 20 years old today

[🖤 Buy Physical Media 🖤 @VHSDVDBLURAY4K]

Eminem's 'Lose Yourself’ rapped by 331 FILM Characters

[CheeseheadTV 🧀 @cheeseheadtv]

Reacting to the Packers picking a 1st round WR for the first time since 2002