fat mac

disclaimer: I am not real and none of my tweets are either

[fat mac @CDTIII]

Have you considered crying about it you traitorous, wife beating, worthless sack of shit?

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

We all knew that SCOTUS would uphold the farce of “birthright citizenship.” That doesn’t change the fact that it’s a catastrophic decision for the country, and idiotic on its face, based on logic that nobody actually believes.

[Michael Shiner @michael_shiner1]

Unfortunately the funniest tweet I’ve ever and ever will see on this app

[fat mac @CDTIII]

Can’t wait until Donald Trump dies

[fat mac @CDTIII]

Hear me out on this one
IQ < 100? Your vote counts as half
Age > 70? Your vote counts as half
Both? You don’t get one

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

we both up now

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

[B/R Football @brfootball]

22 years since the Invincibles.

Arsenal are Champions again ❤️

[fat mac @CDTIII]

*EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*
Moron! You and everyone who voted like you is a moron! If you voted for Trump and still follow me I don’t know why because you’re a MORON! Fell for it again you MORON!

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Brace for impact …

World peace.
$1.89 per gallon gas.
No border invasion.
1/2 price groceries.
2.5% mortgage rates.
Energy independence.

[Keto Mistrz @ChinaLoverChad]

Nie mógł jeszcze się napić piwa, ale mógł zginąć walcząc za pedofili
🦅🦅🦅🗽🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 RAAAH

[stickydacat @stickydacat]

Can i have one (1) bite burger. One bite burger. Please.

[Mia @boygrrI]

so called patriots when its time to congratulate gold medalist american athletes:

[maxine @togataonline]

open the comments right now

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

Except when ICE does it

[Penguins Jesus @PenguinsJesus]

Wise beyond his years. Forever grateful for 87.

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Statistically, you are more likely to be shot by ICE than you are to compete against a trans woman

[zoë @zoeloveshouses]

we really want you to kill yourself

[fat mac @CDTIII]

Breaking News: your parents just recommended you watch Yellowstone again

[nhlpens @nhlpens]

Penguins beat Philly, Letang lead the team in ice-time and Crosby/Malkin both had multipoint games.

One more time for my childhood 🥺