Christopher Timney

The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.

[Christopher Timney @CDTimney]

@LUDENClassics We took ours out today to stretch its legs. No air con either.

[Gerry 🏇💨💨💨 @gerryd84]

Never in my life have a heard a French Geordie accent until now 😂😂

[The Night Warrior @WarriorNight007]

@ShitpostGate One of the funniest scenes in family guy 😂

[Christopher Timney @CDTimney]

@fesshole There must must’ve been ketchup on it.

[Christopher Timney @CDTimney]

“It isn’t that the wind is blowing, it’s what the wind is blowing”

#HurricaneMilton

[Nick Reilly @NickJWReilly]

Obsessed with Hank Azaria doing the voices of Moe, Chief Wiggum, etc, in an attempt to make this soldier crack. I don’t think I’d last a microsecond.

[Andrew Porter @AndrewPorter01]

The hotel where I’m staying has a secret wall of free candy. They’re just like take whatever you want, it’s complimentary. Really? Sure. My 12 year old self is completely freaking out. Also, this is now my very favorite hotel in the world

[Christopher Timney @CDTimney]

@AdamNUFC_ I know unbelievable. Those kits 👌 never better 👍

[Christopher Timney @CDTimney]

@AdamNUFC_ back in 2004

[Christopher Timney @CDTimney]

@AdamNUFC_

[Billie @Billie_T]

Potter not wasted this much money since buying the entire chocolate frog trolley on the way to Hogwarts

[Christopher Timney @CDTimney]

@mordey_cat04 @SundayChants 🤣🤣

[Christopher Timney @CDTimney]

@ThePollitt Welcome to the club.

[Christopher Timney @CDTimney]

@ladbible Jaguar XJ8 se 3.2 £2600

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

If you remember this, you’re officially old.

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

Chris Kamara is a Sky Sports legend ❤️ He will be missed.

[Troy Hawke @TroyHawke]

🛠WELCOME TO B&Q🛠

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

All electronic items should have a hard physical power switch, none of this touch sensitive hold down the button for 10 seconds bollocks. Sometimes you just need to turn things off properly.

[Christopher Timney @CDTimney]

@SkySports_Keith That should T-Cut out