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Austin Nole

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@JeffMacke Oh boy, down she goes, they will kitchen sink the 1st qtr of the new CEO to max her payout if/when they right the ship, target 85!

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@OddStats @jedimarkus77 Just wait for private equity owned vet bill for the kennel cough!

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@OddStats This is, perhaps, the single most important irrelevant stat you have ever given us, simply superb! I just went 3x levered short the QQQs!

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@OddStats Heard on CNBS: Off the lows

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@OddStats Only if you still make fun of us!

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@TomFornelli @Chip_Patterson #freezingcoldtakes

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@elerianm You don’t think the King came over here for the sightseeing did you? #swaps

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@hashjenni You know the strait isn’t straight right? It’s curved, geography test question might seem to be in order also.

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@FSU_Softball @MakennaReid2 Tigard’s finest!

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@hkuppy There are no exceptions, sorry I don’t make the rules.

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@DavidBCollum I’ll admit, I laughed

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@adamtaggart Your definition of classic is highly questionable!

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@DowdEdward Well it does keep them from holding as much the bag from private equity/credit

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@TheMichaelEvery I’m sure fertilizer and ammonia production are doing great right now! BASF gonna change their marketing slogan from “ We don’t make things, we make them better” to just “We don’t make things”

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@TotemMacro @RobynUrback Insert Vonder Leyen insult here, again, tough but fair.

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@SantiagoAuFund

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@TotemMacro @vonderleyen @MohamedBinZayed Tough, but fair.

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@profplum99 And we as short sellers have a unique algorithm for pricing equity of shitco / fraud models

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@GothamResearch @HindenburgRes @RealJimChanos Shame there is no history of politically connected major fraud with the Garcia clan, otherwise this thing could have legs… oh wait…(researches Lincoln…)

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@boriquagato @The_Astral_ Nobody would be surprised by #2, so Alpha Centauri it is