Carson Dalrymple

I’d rather lick a cheese grater

[Carson Dalrymple @CDalrymple32]

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."
-Micheal Vick

[New York Giants @Giants]

sko𝑳

[Carson Dalrymple @CDalrymple32]

Sent the Packers home, finally a winning season, and Seahawks are losing first round anyways. I guess today wasn’t all that bad

[Carson Dalrymple @CDalrymple32]

There are few things guaranteed in life: death, taxes, and @bbnomula being my #1 artist

[Carson Dalrymple @CDalrymple32]

Diamonds plastic, bag Jurassic @bbnomula

[Baseball Central™ @BaseballCentraI]

Pimping a HR like this in little league is borderline abuse 😭

[Carson Dalrymple @CDalrymple32]

@MasonDalrymple2

[Carson Dalrymple @CDalrymple32]

@claireeegardner Lmao

[Carson Dalrymple @CDalrymple32]

Back in person. Not a mask in sight. Nature is healing

[Carson Dalrymple @CDalrymple32]

@MasonDalrymple2 lmao

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

"You're a fucking legend man.

Fuck the Packers."
https://t.co/NrjSlf1aVR

[Coolmath Games @TheRealCoolmath]

You know I had to do it to em

[Carson Dalrymple @CDalrymple32]

Diamonds plastic, bag Jurassic @bbnomula

[Carson Dalrymple @CDalrymple32]

Some things are inevitable

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

RIP to this fallen soldier

[Barstool Detroit @BSMotorCity]

Good morning to everyone except for LeBron James

[Carson Dalrymple @CDalrymple32]

If the Lions pick up OBJ and start David Blough we win out the rest of the season

[Honolulu Blues @HonoluluBlues_]

Sounds about right

[Mr.Karlous @KarlousM]

This shit can’t be real. Who got the aux cord?

[Drunk Matt Prater @DrunkMattyP]

Barry Sanders. Calvin Johnson. Me. Greatest players in franchise history mistreated by the Fords.

[Carson Dalrymple @CDalrymple32]

Quite the pitchers dual we got here

[Detroit Tigers @tigers]

We’re not sure what just happened either.

[Carson Dalrymple @CDalrymple32]

Karma for not coming to our Centennial

[Arn Weahl @LoggingInIsBad]

I hate how the world did T-Pain.