chloe dascalos

🇬🇷 she/her

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

(on a first date) Can we please just try to have a good night

[່͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ @oorangeugladd]

if i had a dick id get hard from drinking like a really good cup of crisp cold water

[maddie @madsssagascar]

quote so evil it could be used in a childrens comic book to be widely and easily understood as “thats the bad guy”

[Nateinthewild | Nate Luebbe @nateinthewild]

I posted these last year and had a thousand chuds in the comments calling me slurs and saying that they would never touch national parks. I’d like to take this moment to say: fuck you.

[sleve mcdichael @sleve_mcdichael]

mother's day is complicated for me but I think about this poem often

[Jamil Coury @JamilCoury]

Performance of the Year

[Istra of Glome @byistra]

C.S. Lewis’ incredible observation on friendship

[coworker @temuchainz]

scrolled on my phone instead of reading my book again suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide

[c ☆ @tintafey]

timothee chalamet if you don’t stop manspreading on tina fey i swear to god

[Mr Demos of Pnyx @gem_ste]

Reminded of one of the all time great tweets.

[POLITICO @politico]

Wisconsin city passes nation’s first anti-data center referendum https://t.co/D2ImrIHZzT

[Vince Mpls @vincempls]

To recap all the amazing comments about this important Wisconsin topic: North of Hwy 29 you leave southern Wisconsin behind. North of 64 you leave dairy farms behind and enter lumber/maple syrup country, and North of 8 is a lawless land of frozen hillbillies.

[Burner @BurnerDontask]

Its not "for free" that money is used to fund infrastructure and public goods throughout Israel

[Tasnim News Agency @Tasnimnews_EN]

To American Soldiers: COME CLOSER

[BUCKSIN6 @elyisum13]

Sundays forecast essentially

[Alex Predhome, Track and Field Enjoyer @Predamame]

Huge, huge day for guys who say “I was on BQ pace until mile 18”

[visu 🌋 @visuzen]

some guy named Abel gifted this book, which includes Brokeback Mountain, to a guy named Mark 21 years ago with this message and now it‘s somehow ended up in my hands