caroline davis kelsey

hard liquor with a bit of intellect

[caroline davis kelsey @CDavis_0223]

Hey guys! Here’s the link to my new Etsy shop!
TheLittleMenagerieCo https://t.co/UHLim14fjy via @Etsy https://t.co/e1ZFJiVuC8

[caroline davis kelsey @CDavis_0223]

I think my mom and I are literally the only people still keeping up a snap streak

[caroline davis kelsey @CDavis_0223]

Sometimes life hits hard and shows it in weird ways. When Justin and I met I was a tried and true white claw bitch- couldn’t stand even the smell of whiskey. Cut to today, I’m cooking dinner while drinking a glass of jack 👀

[caroline davis kelsey @CDavis_0223]

We bought the kitties and Jax Christmas presents yesterday and I fussed at Justin when he started to bring them inside bc they will see their presents and the surprise will be ruined so it has to stay in the car 😂

[caroline davis kelsey @CDavis_0223]

Me: I’m almost done with Christmas shopping!!
Justin: oh shit, I need to do that
🤦🏼‍♀️

[caroline davis kelsey @CDavis_0223]

I forgot how different Columbia is from Anderson. Upstate built different

[caroline davis kelsey @CDavis_0223]

My knee is fighting for it’s life in this cold weather man

[caroline davis kelsey @CDavis_0223]

I also will never stop hyping up Justin for going to college 8 years after high school. We are killing it proving that you don’t need a degree to have a successful life but he found something he loves. I know going back into school is rough but he’s doing amazing and I’m proud

[caroline davis kelsey @CDavis_0223]

I will forever hype my brother up for getting a dual degrees in physics and mechanical engineering. Like I’m so freaking proud of him. He’s wrapping up the physics degree and getting ready for ME and I’m just 🥹 he’s absolutely killing it

[caroline davis kelsey @CDavis_0223]

American medical insurance is wild asf. They really said this tiny most simple surgery is gonna be $18,000 so we can take a few pics and a small biopsy. Oh btw this procedure is REQUIRED for insurance to consider covering anything that might help you get better

[caroline davis kelsey @CDavis_0223]

Dinners at 7, what time do the kids arrive
Me: 6:52
James: 7:04
Justin: 7:26

[caroline davis kelsey @CDavis_0223]

Dog parenthood really suits us

[caroline davis kelsey @CDavis_0223]

We took Jax to the Fido Festival today and he broke everyone’s brain. Watching people go ??? as they try to figure out what mix he is, they ask what he is and we say pit/husky and their brain completely shuts down is amazing 😂

[caroline davis kelsey @CDavis_0223]

I went into urban outfitters randomly and all I gotta say is what the FUCK is in that store these days

[caroline davis kelsey @CDavis_0223]

Mom and Justin fixed the sewing machine. First bandana is done and Jax is looking cute as can be

[caroline davis kelsey @CDavis_0223]

I’m so mad. First time I’ve used my sewing machine. I got three stitches in and broke the damn thing

[caroline davis kelsey @CDavis_0223]

Sammy tries to lure us into the dinning room or bathroom because those are the only acceptable places for pets and he needs pets 24/7. And Humphrey has decided that at 9p.m. on the dot he must attempt to break my sternum before laying down for cuddles until 10p.m.

[caroline davis kelsey @CDavis_0223]

Y’all send help. Tater will only drink water from Jax’s water bowl and has decided that the normal cat water bowl is poisoned or something. Jax now refuses to eat unless the kennel cover is on but it has to come off when he’s done.

[caroline davis kelsey @CDavis_0223]

Man I love raving to my mom about how Jax is doing with house training and when I bring him to her house (which he knows well) HE PEES EVERYWHERE A MILLION TIMES

[caroline davis kelsey @CDavis_0223]

Justin talks A LOT in his sleep. Last night his sleep talk rant was about a special charm (I’m assuming a jibbitz) that he needed to put on his crocs to make them dress code compliant. Didn’t mention steel toes for the crocs. Just the special charm

[caroline davis kelsey @CDavis_0223]

I am begging artist, please when ever you are drawing a ballet themed whatever, for the love of god use references. It’s physically impossible to move the way you are drawing these people. There is nothing wrong with using references