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[cake 🍄 @cake_hoarder]

“oh my god you didn’t”

[1994 Subaru Outback @sadieisonfire__]

today is the day

[cake 🍄 @cake_hoarder]

april fools day is tomorrow but shit just ain’t funny anymore...

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

Wdym you got quarantined at your ex boyfriend house

[. @SuiNeltwork]

We have added a 70 foot drop to It’s a Small World

[sethany @smrtdeath]

now the bread is portable

[cake 🍄 @cake_hoarder]

babies are dumb because they can’t even kick flip on a skate board

[cake 🍄 @cake_hoarder]

imagine marrying a girl and then finding out she uses her finger instead of the stylus to play her nintendo DS

[James @CaucasianJames]

none of my little cousins wanna make a tiktok with me. fuck this

[💯 @1998hondacoupe]

my bad bro

[Gundam Watch Order @djoats02]

if ur single on christmas its cuz ur ugly. dont ever forget that. if u looked better u would have the person u want

[Quackity @Quackity]

im so fucking pissed off ive had to buy the same movie ticket 6 times now because some asshole in the entrance keeps fucking ripping it in half

[Kizma @K1zma]

This guy literally doesn't care about anything at this point

[chunky fila @chunkyfila]

yea i got verizon but i keep my tea mobile