Connor Dillon

All bubble blowing babies will be beaten senseless

[Connor Dillon @CDill6]

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

[Shutts @Shuttsapalooza]

My maths teacher marking my work

[Connor Dillon @CDill6]

Petition to rename Buckingham Palace to Bellingham Palace

[Connor Dillon @CDill6]

Even ABC admits the bubble doesn’t count

[Connor Dillon @CDill6]

@MisyDP That can’t be real.zz

[teg @teggin]

is bikini bottom a walkable city

[sojujinbutsu @EdgarPoop1]

in the corner straight up “losin it" and by “it” , haha, well lets just say... My religion

[Connor Dillon @CDill6]

The story continues - All I Want for Christmas comes on and he goes

“I refuse to listen to this song” to himself again, as he continues to drink his beer and remain seated playing his phone game.

[Connor Dillon @CDill6]

“Blinded by the light” just came on at the bar and the guy next to me goes “Bruce Springsteen”

…..

[Connor Dillon @CDill6]

Oh, my God?

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“Ice cream season is almost over” Well actually real ice cream eaters know that cool weather brings with it freedom from fast-melting cones & the pleasure of sweet cold ice cream in a car with the heat cranked up

[Connor Dillon @CDill6]

I think this might be the worst month of my life to date

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: Marcus Smart has agreed to a contract buyout with the Washington Wizards and intends to sign a two-year, $11 million deal with the Los Angeles Lakers after clearing waivers, sources tell ESPN. A return to a grand stage for the 2022 NBA Defensive Player of the Year.

[Connor Dillon @CDill6]

@HoopMixOnly Did it!!

[Deedy @deedydas]

The new Pope has a degree in mathematics from Villanova University.

This guy doesn’t just understand sin. He understands cos.

[Connor Dillon @CDill6]

Bruh they don’t even know what the red lightsaber symbolises

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Happy May the 4th to all, including the Radical Left Lunatics who are fighting so hard to to bring Sith Lords, Murderers, Drug Lords, Dangerous Prisoners, & well known MS-13 Gang Members, back into our Galaxy. You’re not the Rebellion—you’re the Empire.

May the 4th be with you.

[Connor Dillon @CDill6]

@CelticsUnite18 @PlayoffBOS 103-92

[Aurora 🐊 @SpectralAurora_]

SOH CAH TOA

[Connor Dillon @CDill6]

@giomadeit 103-91 C’s dub ☘️