Clayton Dryfuse

midwestern lawn person

[KOERPER @drewkoerper]

Wouldn’t last a quarter in Ypsilanti

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@sansteth Go Lions only

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@DrZaius06835217 I’ll believe it when I see it

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Terrible call by the refs. Should’ve been a pick

[PFF College @PFF_College]

Should this have been an interception for Denzel Burke?

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@VanillaSmoothh @tv_eye489 I immediately saw the Reese’s Big Cups

[Trey Way @VanillaSmoothh]

He hit the police with a Fortnite L 🫡 #tigers #twins #Detroit

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

UPDATE: Multiple #NFL executives believe Las Vegas #Raiders star pass rusher Maxx Crosby will take his already uber-impressive play to another level this season.

Assistant GM, “Crosby was a monster last season, basically unguardable. He is only 25 years old, he will only get better, expect him to be seriously involved for DPOY, if not the front runner and the winner.”

At the age of 25, @CrosbyMaxx is already a 2x Pro Bowler who has had multiple seasons with double digits in sacks, and the last two seasons have had over 30 QB hits.

💪👀

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@sansteth Is that a depiction of you and me?

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@DrZaius06835217 Lol it was 6pm you are asleep then 99% of the time

[Dr.Zaius @DrZaius06835217]

Lol serious question out there if you’re following me on Twitter. If your roommate got Wendy’s and just blatantly ignored you and forgot about you and you were starving what would you do?

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@sansteth Finally

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@DrZaius06835217 Hang it up

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@DrZaius06835217 I’m good lol

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@DrZaius06835217 Liar

[FOX College Football @CFBONFOX]

RT if a player from your school is a #SuperBowlLVII Champion! 🏆🙌

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@DrZaius06835217 Will the eagle know the difference between a jeep cherokee and a jeep grand cherokee?

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@sansteth Can I have one?

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Every midwesterners favorite weather is the wind dying down