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𝚑𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚕𝚢, I 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑.

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I just wanted to pin this - so naturally I needed my own tweet 🙄😒

[AQUARIUS Astrology @AquariusUnite]

There are times when an #Aquarius just hates everyone.

[WhoisTayvisanyway? ⸆⸉ @whoistayvis]

This edit omg

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Somehow I skipped this season in real time. Just starting it and I’m on episode 4 - Madison seems like such a pick me. #loveisblinds8

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@JustJenRX The true crime was the pronunciation of Chipotle.

[dani ༊*·˚ @folkmirrorball]

"years can't have sounds"

2020:

[The Life of a Swiftie @LalalalAala2212]

Do you evet just listen to TTPD and think 'what the fuck'

Because who writes THIS on one album

- "You swore that you loved me, but where were the clues? I died on the altar waiting for the proof"

- "I wish I could unrecall how we almost had it all"
"Once I fix me, he's gonna miss me"

- "He saw forever so he smashed it up"

- "If you want to break my cold, cold heart just say, "I loved you the way that you were"

- "I'll never leave, never mind / Our field of dreams, engulfed in fire / Your arson's match your somber eyes

- "And I'll still see it until I die / You're the loss of my life"

- "At dinner, you take my ring off my middle finger
/ And put it on the one people put wedding rings on
/And that's the closest I've come to my heart exploding

- "And I'll tell you that he runs / Because he loves me (He loves me)

- "I felt more when we played pretend / Than with all the Kens / 'Cause he took me out of my box / Stole my tortured heart / Left all these broken parts / Told me I'm better off / But I'm not

- "Ain't no way I'm gonna screw up now that I know what's at stake here / At the park where we used to sit on children's swings / Wearing imaginary rings"

- "Little did you know your home's really only / The town you'll get arrested / So you pack your life away just to wait out / The shitstorm back in Texas

- "I need to forget, so take me to Florida / I've got some regrets, I'll bury them in Florida"

- "Love left me like this and I don't want to exist/ So take me to Florida

- “How much sad did you think I had in me”

- "I changed into goddesses, villains and fools / Changed plans and lovers and outfits and rules / All to outrun my desertion of you / And you just watched it"

- "I guess a lesser woman would've lost hope / A greater woman wouldn't beg / But I looked to the sky and said / please"

- "But even statues crumble if they're made to wait"

- “I look in peoples windows like I’m done deranged weirdo I attend Christmas parties from outside”

- “Don’t want money just want someone who wants my company let it once be me”

- “I’m so afraid I sealed my fate no sign of soulmates I’m just a paperweight”

- “I wish I could unrecall how we almost had it all, dancing phantoms on the terrace, are they second hand embarassed that I can’t get out of bed cause something counterfeit is dead”

- "I would have died for your sins, instead I just died inside. / You deserve prison but you won't get time."

- "Did you sleep with a gun underneath our bed? / Were you writing a book? / Were you a sleeper cell spy? / In fifty years will all this be declassified?"

- "My beloved ghost and me, sitting in a tree, D-Y-I-N-G"

- "Now I want to sell my house and set fire to all my clothes / And hire a priest to come and exorcise my demons / Even if I die screaming / And I hope you hear it".

- “If long suffering propriety is what they want from me, they don’t know how you’ve haunted me so stunningly, I choose you and me, religiously”

- “I’ll build you a fort on some planet / Where they can all understand it / How dare you think it’s romantic / Leaving me safe and stranded

- “Forgive me, Peter, please know that I tried / To hold on to the days when you were mine / But the woman who sits by the window has turned out the light"

- “And in plain sight you hid / But you are what you did / And I’ll forget you, but I’ll never forgive / The smallest man who ever lived”

And the thing is this isnt even the half of it.
#TTPDAOTY.

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Im sorry but the entire club scene is PEAK CINEMA 🤯😮‍💨 #HeatedRivalry #heatedrivalryep4

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What exactly would Sheena’s parents manipulate Forrest into doing?? Homie isn’t the one pulling in money. I’m confused, am I missing something? #90dayfiancebeforethe90days

[lu @ultraredglow]

i hope life feels like this in 2026

[St. Olaf Stories @StOlafStories]

The week between Christmas and New Years

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Is my Elevate account being run by @TheRealCamilleG 👀👀👀

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How dare you get rid of it @tacobell

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Dear @tacobell, please never get rid of the chili cheese burrito. Thank you.

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Watching #IsItCake and @IamLaceyChabert looks freaking PHENOMENAL.

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@theladyjane_ Happy Endings

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This is a genuine question - what in the actual hell did Megan do in the oil industry to be so loaded? OWN the oil?! #loveisblind

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Okay but who’s Megan’s close to billionaire ex? Asking for me 🤣 #loveisblind

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Okayyyy but where is Dayo??? 👀👀👀 #loveisblind

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@bieberisblink Came looking for this because for the life of me I couldn’t place the beat and pacing lol THANK YOU!

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Tonight all these lives converge here
The mosaics of laughter and cocktails of tears
Where fraternal souls sing identical things
And it’s beautiful
It’s rapturous.
It is frightening.
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I can’t tell you how proud I am to share this with you, an album that just feels so right. A forever thank you goes out to my mentors and friends Max and Shellback for helping me paint this self portrait.

If you thought the big show was wild, perhaps you should come and take a look behind the curtain...

The Life of a Showgirl is out now.

https://t.co/VetltwlcoJ

Album Producers: Max Martin, Shellback and Taylor Swift
📸: Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott