Chris Ebalo

[Chris Ebalo @CEBS84]

@pablofindsout @PabloTorre Wait a hot minute! You’re telling me he can’t actually read minds?! Unbelievable. Let me guess - you’re also going to report that the Tooth Fairy doesn’t exist?! Take your conspiracy theories elsewhere, sir.

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@BillSimmons We need to stop the “San Antonio is a small market” narrative. It’s the 7th largest city in the U.S. - almost 3 times the size of Boston and only ~50k less people than Philadelphia. It’s huge and they have one of the richest basketball pedigrees in NBA history.

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@JHughes681 @sidseixeiroshow As a fan of the U.S., it’s a huge asterisk. Beating Canada isn’t even impressive. They’re a weak nation with no spine. I mean, it’s their national pastime…and the U.S. just ripped their hearts out. Canada is soft and I’m not satisfied.

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@sidseixeiroshow You had one thing you’re elite at: hockey. And the U.S. just ripped your heart out. Canada is now property of the United States of America. Pledge allegiance and speak only when spoken to.

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@sidseixeiroshow @Sid_Seixeiro This is another level of embarrassment. I was originally opposed to Canada becoming our 51st State, but I feel like it’s appropriate if you can’t beat us in hockey. It’s literally the only thing Canada is known for…and now we own you in that, too. Pathetic.

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@S_U_Network D.

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@OffTh3Gridiron The coverage of both Roethlisberger and Favre was extensive. It led SportsCenter, TMZ, etc. But you’re triggered because a sideline reporter did her job and reported a potential investigation involving domestic violence? I don’t think I’d die on that hill, but you do you.

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@Brittbabi She said “alleged.” The NFL will investigate and make a ruling. Sounds like a reporter reporting to me.

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@PecanC8 Watching paint dry > Gutfeld or Kimmel

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@Michele_Tafoya Charlie absolutely deserved to be mentioned. But in fairness, most Catholic masses only last around an hour. It’s hard to keep track of all the people who die on a daily basis from gun violence in this country…and it would probably take at least an hour to name all of them.

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@AdamStensonACS @GPhilly120 Couldn’t agree more. What’s her name? We’d like to offer her some support.

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@watjalukinat @GPhilly120 Good point. Please provide us with her name so we can support her.

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@HoodiiMamba Curry played one game. Pump the brakes.

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@HoopMixOnly Curry played one game in the series. The Warriors won that game. Slow down, buddy.

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@HoopMixOnly You can both be happy the Celtics are down 3-1 and hope Jayson Tatum makes a full recovery. The two aren’t mutually exclusive.

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@TheAndyKatz @dallasmavs @NBADraft @NBATV “We can’t wait to trade him to the Lakers for a future 2nd, a pick swap, and Maxi Kleber.”

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@SportsCenter @TheAndyKatz “When Healthy” is a nice euphemism for “never.”

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@BillSimmons And you thought OKC should panic more than Boston… 🫠

@ZachLowe_NBA for the win.

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@colincowherd @WindhorstESPN Kudos to anyone who can say LeBron didn’t know with a straight face…

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@jayhawk4life519 Neither. One compiled meaningless stats while his team trailed by multiple scores in the second half of blowouts. He also held the ball too long and rarely worked through his progressions.

The other is Jayden Daniels. You’ll see him in the playoffs this weekend.