Chuck E Cheese Botswana

A fake Chuck E Cheese located in Botswana. We can’t be 100% safe or else too many kids will come in our restaurant

[Chuck E Cheese Botswana @CECinBotswana]

It’s my birthday so give me a cake or you can’t come in

[Chuck E Cheese Botswana @CECinBotswana]

Since everything is reopening, we will reopen our stores in 6 years

[Chuck E Cheese Botswana @CECinBotswana]

What I’m saying is follow @LUKEXTREME124

[Chuck E Cheese Botswana @CECinBotswana]

It’s kinda obvious that I’m not really using this account anymore. I find it funny how I have more followers on here than on my main account @LUKEXTREME124

[Chuck E Cheese Botswana @CECinBotswana]

We brought back the play area but it’s 100 degrees in there so no one would want to hide from their parents

[Chuck E Cheese Botswana @CECinBotswana]

No, we are not closing for coronavirus.

[Chuck E Cheese Botswana @CECinBotswana]

@Geno_Parody Here you go (my bio basically says parody if you need that)

[Chuck E Cheese Botswana @CECinBotswana]

@e_zimbabwe Check your water supply. It was coming out of the sinks in my restaurant a few weeks ago

[Chuck E Cheese Botswana @CECinBotswana]

@e_zimbabwe Make their parents pay a $5,000 fine if they do it. That’s what we do

[Chuck E Cheese Botswana @CECinBotswana]

We don’t accept kids who cry because they got were one point away from getting the jackpot.

[Chuck E Cheese Botswana @CECinBotswana]

We’re now using water from our toilets for our games that involve water.

[Chuck E Cheese Botswana @CECinBotswana]

We heard your complaints about how the coin pusher gives you tickets instead of tokens. Since me and the management team agreed to not give anyone free tokens, we are removing the coin pusher.

[Chuck E Cheese Botswana @CECinBotswana]

This Valentine’s Day, we will use people’s hearts for decorations

[Chuck E Cheese Botswana @CECinBotswana]

Stop asking if we have a Fortnite arcade machine. The game was fun until you kids started doing the dances in our restaurant

[Chuck E Cheese Botswana @CECinBotswana]

Sorry we were inactive. Someone sued me for thinking we put humans in our pizza. We don’t do that here

[Chuck E Cheese Botswana @CECinBotswana]

@e_zimbabwe @chuck_greenland

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A kid has fallen into the arcade machine in Chuck E Cheese Botswana

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We are removing the play area due to kids thinking it’s okay to hide from their parents when they are about to leave

[Chuck E Cheese Botswana @CECinBotswana]

We can now afford a water filter. This means that everything except for the games that involve water is clean.

[Chuck E Cheese Botswana @CECinBotswana]

Since Mr. Peanut died today, we are making our pizzas out of molded peanuts for the rest of the week.