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heartburn, so much heartburn

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@Karostl 🤣🤣🤣

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@blackgirlinmain Met my spouse at 27, our first outing was for midday cupcakes. Scheduled an hour for the date, stayed for 3

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@bluelex510 I'll leave the Titanic exploration to the scientists and James Cameron 🛥️🦭🐙🦈🦀🐋

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When I reached the Midnight Zone and hadn't found that seal yet...

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@bluelex510 Outside of Trashcan Sinatras and T-Rex, I'm right there w/you - adding: Red hot chili peppers, pearl jam, arctic monkeys, bewitched
I know the men w/the bowler hats are Thompson and Thompson from Tin-tin but off the top of my head can't think of a band that could be associated

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All bc of how mom filled out my name on the txfr paperwork several years ago 3/3

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That generational misogyny just sneaks up to bite you sometimes.

My case: My Mom frequently hyphenates my last name (LN) w/my spouses though I've never changed it (which I've told her many times). 1/3

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Today while trying to trade-in my car I got via her thru a leasing co, I discovered they have my spouse's LN on my acct & bc that's NOT my legal name I'll have to wait until the bank is open on Tuesday to have the leasing co call & change it 2/3

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Some ppl are going to wish they'd commented using burner accts.
Breaking up family and friend groups this week 🤣

[Naima Cochrane @naima]

*Takes a deep breath*

Saints, today is gonna be a very long and high emotion day for us as a family. Let's keep the fights clean and the disagreements cute, Amen??

For Day 14 of the #BlackMusicMonthChallenge, name a song (SONG, not ARTIST) everybody loves.... but you HATE. K

[St. Louis Public Radio @stlpublicradio]

A version of the ballot item that would boost the threshold to amend the state constitution from a simple majority to 57% passed the Missouri House but lost momentum in the Senate. But the Republicans are not giving up. https://t.co/xTDcLcLroS

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That got dark fast 😆

Talk-to-text is always tripping me up!
#happybirthdaytome 🎂

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything https://t.co/4Tw3JNOUqu

[St. Louis Public Radio @stlpublicradio]

Lawmakers “invaded” the authority of the Missouri Conservation Commission when they tried to limit the use of its dedicated funds, the Missouri Supreme Court ruled Tuesday.

Via @kcur. https://t.co/CkxMsOFTZK

[The Independent @MO_Independent]

Missouri moves toward 50/50 child custody law, raising concerns about abuse victims
A bill awaiting the @GovParsonMO's signature would establish a standard of equal parenting time in custody cases #moleg #mocourts
https://t.co/1XmJHcblLT

[Amanda P. Williams, MD, MPH @apw_mdmph]

Story after story after story. It's my life's work, my purpose and my passion, but sometimes, i just can't read another...

Your fitness, your notariety, your income, your education and still at risk

#maternalhealth
#healthdisparities
#preeclampsia
https://t.co/3kKt2vjtuj

[Fae Johnstone 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @FaeJohnstone]

“Girl, 9, accused of being trans at Kelowna track meet”

This is where anti-trans hate leads. It is an attack on all forms of gender non-conformity, ending in the re-imposition of regressive gender norms and threatening progress on women’s rights. https://t.co/cF3wpau0nJ