Catherine Havens

I'm a fighter.

How did I overcome incredible odds to achieve success and happiness?

It never occurred to me not to.

[Catherine Havens @CEHavens]

Kudos to @Activia. I really don’t care for yogurt but I friggin LOVE Activia. So much that I felt the need to tell you. Publicly. My gut thanks you!!!

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@GetSpectrum Stop calling. I’ve asked to be taken off the list multiple times and today your rep called me rude. Maybe this will get your attention finally.

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@StewartAllenCl1 You need to watch Fireproof. You are doing the opposite of fireproofing your marriage and you are encouraging men of your congregation to essentially set their marriages on fire.

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@StewartAllenCl1 Oh yes, there’s more...sex isn’t a Man’s need. It’s a HUMAN need. If it was just a man’s need, there wouldn’t be such demand for vibrators. You know, like your wife wishes she had.

[Catherine Havens @CEHavens]

@StewartAllenCl1 The fact that you think sex is all about the man is an example of why women don’t want to have sex. Men who realize sex is about BOTH people’s pleasure and satisfaction are getting their needs met in return.

[Catherine Havens @CEHavens]

@StewartAllenCl1 AND the reason your wife gained weight every time she got pregnant is because SHE WAS F*CKONG SUPPOSED TO you moron.

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@StewartAllenCl1 There’s more...that book you were preaching from wasn’t the Bible. It’s a sexist book that poses as science because the author (ironically) ignores or doesn’t understand the role society and oppression play on perceived needs.

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@StewartAllenCl1 Also, stop condoning marital rape you lousy piece of sh*t. Do you realize you just told every little girl in that congregation that once she gets married it’s ok for her to be raped? I hope you don’t have daughters.

[Catherine Havens @CEHavens]

@StewartAllenCl1 I love how you use “God made us this way” as an excuse to be a misogynistic POS but then say that how God made women isn’t good enough and they need to wear makeup so they aren’t ugly.

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@SenatorRomney Thank you @SenatorRomney for following your moral compass through this whole fiasco. Consider running in 2024. <3

[Catherine Havens @CEHavens]

@_munchkinn @GirlNamedMarley @WakeWithMarley That was me! 😭 And I FINALLY understand why people care about influencers! So cool!

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@realDonaldTrump Being fired by Trump via Twitter is the new integrity litmus test. Sure, you might have integrity but do you have the fired-by-Trump-on-Twitter seal of authenticity?

[Catherine Havens @CEHavens]

Just had someone follow me that had "swinger" and "porn" in his description...thank God for the BLOCK option! NOT interested!!!

[Catherine Havens @CEHavens]

Four Tips for Selling Your Diamond Jewelry http://t.co/iCtfczr8dA via @forbes

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@SWAMFinance Thanks for sharing and favoriting my posts!

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"As long as your spending reinforces your values, you are investing." Jaime Tardy ...great advice for living well! @eventualmillion

[Catherine Havens @CEHavens]

Stop living inside imaginary/self-imposed limitations. Don't think you do? Try singing the alphabet to a different tune.

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Nasty Rejection Letter Goes Viral http://t.co/bQsYURg9LB