Thomas Gauntt Simulator

My name is Thomas Gauntt I sue people. PARODY!!!!! 🎉

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@WrestlePurists Dumbasses just saying shit now because WWE won’t give him a push even though he lied about his age

[Bullet Empire Wrestling (𝕾𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖔𝖘ㄒ卄乇 Ꮆ.ㄖ.卂.ㄒ ) @SantosAllElite]

Dude, this shit is still aging as well as a fine wine.😌🔥😌🔥😌

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@justinbowtie @KnicksLoseAgain Go get your umbrella Fonzworth

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@willmenaker

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@Boston_Elite17 @TheDrainmaker Uh. SHE was fired by busted radio

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@timvfalsefinish Phil’s a bitch thats the story. No one has had problems with hangman. A lot of people historically have had problems with Phil

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@AwGabrel @MarketGawd Hitler didn’t have kids moron

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@IamAllElite Mia lowkey rules

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@AEW @Bowens_Official @Dodgers He’s got an amazing swing not gonna lie

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@justinbowtie This Farnsworth Bentley cosplay sucks dude.

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@davemeltzerWON It was obvious he was hurt for a month and these geeks don’t watch the show and just complain. Hopefully he’ll get well soon

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

Stephen Paddock from his Mandalay Bay suite room 32-135 on October 1st, 2017:

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@BustedOpenRadio @siriusxmwwe @WWE @SIRIUSXM @SiriusXMSports Let’s just announce we’re state run media now! 😀

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@MikeCT11 @TheRajGiri @BustedOpenRadio It’s officially state run media

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@siriusxmwwe @DanhausenAD @WWE @SIRIUSXM State run media. We good.

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@FtSoldierTSaki @WWENXT Significant downgrades each time

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@WWENXT This is TNA Rampage baby

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@TheDrainmaker Nah amigo. We ain’t doing the Dutch undertaker thing again

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@dyingscribe I mean. You’re a total loser if you wait until marriage because you lose the ability to determine if you and your partner are good with intimacy not even sex per se.

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I’m trying to think of a comparison to Paul Wight who peaked in his mid 20s in the wrestling business. I don’t even blame him, I blame the booking of McMahon and Bischoff.

[𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐕𝐞𝐧 @WrestlingCovers]

31 years ago today, The Giant officially made his WCW debut as a member of the Dungeon of Doom.