Cave Johnson

I'm Cave Johnson, CEO of Aperture Science | Parody Account

[Cave Johnson @CEO_Aperture]

@Pokemon_God_1 What in the name of science is going on?

[Cave Johnson @CEO_Aperture]

@Pokemon_God_1 Little late, but, would you like to help push the boundaries of science?

[Cave Johnson @CEO_Aperture]

Perks on dating me, Cave Johnson:

-Science
-Screw lemons
-And fuck Black Mesa!
-Sexy voice.

[Chef Charizard @Pokemon_God_1]

Perks on dating me:

-I'm a chef... And a charizard
-I can fly which is good to avoid land traffic
-I'm nice :D

[Cave Johnson @CEO_Aperture]

@mysolidsnake @Pokemon_God_1 Seeing this thread gave me a good chuckle

[Chef Charizard @Pokemon_God_1]

LET'S DO THIS GUYS! Let's make Dr Robotnik call himself Dr. Pingas for a day!

[Cave Johnson @CEO_Aperture]

Hello, I'm Cave Johnson. Some of the boys back in the lab told me to use this thing called the "internet" to look for new test subjects. I fired em and went to see what this "internet" thing was. I found this thing call "Twitter" and I plan on using it to look for volunteers.