Christian Grey

A TX Pimp

[Christian Grey @CEO_GRAY_INC]

Make recess great again

[Christian Grey @CEO_GRAY_INC]

I need this motivation everyday

[Christian Grey @CEO_GRAY_INC]

When school shooting isn't for you so you start smokings cigs, drinking beer and hitting your wife instead

[Christian Grey @CEO_GRAY_INC]

When you catch the nigga that's been commenting "kawabunga baby" under your girls pics

[Christian Grey @CEO_GRAY_INC]

Omw2syg

[Christian Grey @CEO_GRAY_INC]

There is an exception for some vapers...

[Christian Grey @CEO_GRAY_INC]

Although vaping is gay...I think I'll try out just to see what the hype is about

[Christian Grey @CEO_GRAY_INC]

@RioDeezy real tears 😂

[Christian Grey @CEO_GRAY_INC]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? ONE.

[Christian Grey @CEO_GRAY_INC]

@SoyElPuma do you remember this???

[Christian Grey @CEO_GRAY_INC]

Bae: come over I'm horny
Soldier: I can't I'm a toy
Bae: My parents aren't home
Soldier:

[Christian Grey @CEO_GRAY_INC]

Ever wonder how the Ninja Turtles ate all that pizza? Just take a guess 😂