Christopher Enrique Carantit

Occasionally I write things, game a lot more than I should at times, work with my hands, and go places with my dog. What more could you ask for?

[Christopher Enrique Carantit @CE_Carantit]

I've wanted to make a video tribute for The Battle of Kaer Mohren for a while and now I finally have.

I used music from @NoMansSky as performed by @65dos

I make videos for me but perhaps you'll like it too.
Full video in the link https://t.co/34iMokCkEW
#TheWitcher3WildHunt

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Trump is like Homelander but without the sympathetic back story.

#USElection2024 #Trump #electionday2024

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@donutssarah I'm 34. What the fuck is a bereal? Lol

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@JessicaNigri Have you heard of @thekatyo by any chance. She pops up in a lot of shows I watch 🤩

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@donutssarah Hey I just broke my dry spell with an amazing person who wants me the moment I leave her. I've been single so long I thought it would last forever.

If it can happen for me it will for you 😉

Sounds cliche but it happened when I stopped looking

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@donutssarah Lmao as if your relationship to someone is enough to make you just magically feel better

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@donutssarah Mutual interests build strong relationships and both of you geeking out on something together is strongest there is!

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@donutssarah You know...how the absolute fuck is anyone able to keep their hands off you when looking the way you do. Oh my god I would lose it! You're exes are dummies lol

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I guess if I do have anything to say for someone to take away it would be to take that chance with someone. If it can happen for people as painfully awkward as us it can for anyone.

For the first night in a long time I look forward to what the future brings

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Today I hooked up with my crush!!!

I slide into her DMs a couple weeks ago and we been texting every day since. The vibes been on point and today I told her how I felt. Then after dinner I started to give her a message and next thing I know she's naked in my lap!

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I doubt anyone on here cares. This is more for me. Twitter is the void I yell into sometimes and I couldn't keep this to myself. So here I am

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@donutssarah I mean most people don't drink coffee because it tastes good. They drink it because cocaine for breakfast is frowned upon 🤣

That's why Starbucks has to bribe people with metric tons of sugar!

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@donutssarah I didn't but I did call earlier to make an appointment for Wednesday.

Fuckers were closed all last week!

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@donutssarah I've been to Starbucks once and that was enough for me. I don't need a giant sugar bomb with a side of every baked good that I doubt is made in house as well as cake pops and a CD for some reason.

Thing that surprises me most us they still don't have a vegan donut 🤔

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@donutssarah Tell me about the first thing that...pops up 😏

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@donutssarah Not often you see anyone from your side of the country talk about Dunkin.

I'm from Mass where they make them! It's bigger than Starbucks out here 🤣

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@donutssarah You want me to send you a pic of my butthole or something?

I don't think that would help anything. I'm just asking 😂🤣😂🤣

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@scoundrel_ow @Charalanahzard @_rufhaus Not that weird really. When I saw the tweet all I could think of was when the world found out the AT&T commercial actress had them and she was flooded with people literally asking for her "big mommy milkers."

Shit must have been uncomfortable for her cause it was to read.

[stranger writers @strangerwriters]

practice makes perfect

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@Charalanahzard @_rufhaus Yeah as a guy that happens to love big naturals but has also seen the internet comments section of literally any post a woman makes I'd have to agree. It is a curse.

Just a world full of thirsty dudes and underboob sweat!

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@donutssarah Sounds like a pretty good night to me. Not a Friday night but on like a Sunday it's siiiick