Karlos Elguea

Rangers fan. Cowboys and Mavericks sufferer.

[Karlos Elguea @CElguea]

I need to go to NYC to see Paranormal Activity on Broadway. I cannot imagine how good it is

[Karlos Elguea @CElguea]

Life support

[Bob Nightengale @BNightengale]

The Texas Rangers, whose season was on life support just four days ago, have reeled off 4 consecutive victories and have now caught the Houston Astros for 1st place in the AL West.
Texas: 76-76.
Houston: 76-76.
The Astros own the tiebreaker.

[Karlos Elguea @CElguea]

These sickos are closer than you think. I went to grab a beer with a coworker after work and he just started playing these LinkedIn games on his phone at the bar.

[McKinley Lettre @mckinleylettre]

there are people who play the LinkedIn games every day and they just live among us. very scary

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

The greatest musical mind of our time being fucking insane will always break my heart

[Karlos Elguea @CElguea]

If you thought that the Dallas Cowboys defense couldn’t get worse after last season, then you were completely wrong because we have reached new levels of ass

[Sheil Kapadia @SheilKapadia]

Based on EPA/drive, the Cowboys had the worst defensive performance by any team in Week 1.

It was worse than all but one of their defensive games last year.

Among 574 games since the start of last season, it ranked 571st.

7 possessions: 4 TDs, 1 punt, 1 fumble, ran clock out.

[Karlos Elguea @CElguea]

Dart interception and concussion on this next drive

[Harry Dixon @leHarry5565]

@CElguea You are supposed to be positive

[Karlos Elguea @CElguea]

All that Cowboys optimism going into the season has gone up in smoke less than 1 game into the season. Good thing for me that I never believe in or trust this team

[Karlos Elguea @CElguea]

Signature win of Sark’s career

[Karlos Elguea @CElguea]

Hollywood Smothers is such an elite name

[Karlos Elguea @CElguea]

Jeremiah Smith is the most “can’t miss” player I have ever seen in college football. Maybe Andrew Luck is only other player I can compare him too.

[Karlos Elguea @CElguea]

This guy did rock. Rocked so damn hard

[That Guy Rocked @ThatGuyRocked]

Tony Romo

That guy rocked.

[Karlos Elguea @CElguea]

Never forget

[donny warbucks 💸 @johnny_danziel]

in honor of 9/11, my favorite chappelle snippet

[Karlos Elguea @CElguea]

Vamos!

[Karlos Elguea @CElguea]

Carlos is not at the top of his game right now. Missing so many forehands

[Karlos Elguea @CElguea]

That was maybe the greatest point I have ever seen in my life omg

[Karlos Elguea @CElguea]

C’mon Carlos

[Karlos Elguea @CElguea]

Today he becomes Large Foe

[Karlos Elguea @CElguea]

It’s hard to imagine literally anything more up my alley than this documentary.

[A24 @A24]

YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING, a documentary by Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim. Featuring Elizabeth Holmes. Only in theaters this October.

[yocheved 🇵🇸 @yocheved4ever]

Never kill yourself because the next day a trailer for Nathan Fielder's secret new project could be released

[Karlos Elguea @CElguea]

So diabolical

[titi @versaintess]

im still laughing about this