The Chinese Emperor

Ruling over my peasants one by one. #king #winning

[The Chinese Emperor @CEmporer]

@therealMarcPolo @genghiskhan951 see you later alligator

[The Chinese Emperor @CEmporer]

@therealMarcPolo why was I not invited to this wedding?! #imemporer

[The Chinese Emperor @CEmporer]

@therealMarcPolo no problem! Thank you for keeping me and my many wives company #comebackagain

[The Chinese Emperor @CEmporer]

@genghiskhan951 hahahaha! This is why your empire will never defeat mine #boom #roasted #literally #youredead

[The Chinese Emperor @CEmporer]

@genghiskhan951 no. Anyone who tries to take over my kingdom will regret it #single4life #getoverit

[The Chinese Emperor @CEmporer]

“@therealMarcPolo: maybe I'll take another wife? #excited” I have 54 to offer you! #pickone #poligamy4lyfe

[The Chinese Emperor @CEmporer]

@therealMarcPolo yes! Stay in town. We can catch lunch together sometime. In my palace of course #allergictothesun

[The Chinese Emperor @CEmporer]

@therealMarcPolo good! We are in cahoots that @genghiskhan951's will not survive

[The Chinese Emperor @CEmporer]

@therealMarcPolo my girls stay classy

[The Chinese Emperor @CEmporer]

S/O to my Chinese chicks for going through the pain for breaking their feet #youstronggirl

[The Chinese Emperor @CEmporer]

@therealMarcPolo we only by the finest foreign goods #mula

[The Chinese Emperor @CEmporer]

@therealMarcPolo my people work hard to keep my land in perfect condition #thanks

[The Chinese Emperor @CEmporer]

@genghiskhan951 @therealmarcpolo lol at you not having an empire #non-empireprobz

[The Chinese Emperor @CEmporer]

RICE TIME! Thank you farmers for the rapid growth of agriculture. #dindin 🍛🍝🍲🍱

[The Chinese Emperor @CEmporer]

@therealMarcPolo @genghiskhan951 we have invented many valuable things necessary to human life ✋✋ #swerve

[The Chinese Emperor @CEmporer]

The last tang emperor has been murdered #prayfortheempire

[The Chinese Emperor @CEmporer]

@genghiskhan951 @therealmarcpolo it will NEVER be stronger than mine

[The Chinese Emperor @CEmporer]

@therealMarcPolo you'll have to may my crushing taxes! #peasentlife

[The Chinese Emperor @CEmporer]

The civil service examination has begun! #Maytheoddsbeeverinyourfavor

[The Chinese Emperor @CEmporer]

@therealMarcPolo just don't endanger me! #imperfect