Epictetus

[Epictetus @CEpictetus]

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[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

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[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

🚨 BRAKING 🚨

Much to the dismay of his haters, President Trump has just announced the TOTAL SURRENDER of Iran, the first of its kind in world history

Baghdad, for the first time, will be forced to abandon pursuit of a nuclear weapon. Obama literally gave them one

This is what history looks like

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Trump just tweeted this.

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

MAGA: Obama’s $1.7 billion to Iran to reduce uranium stockpile by 98% = TREASON.

MAGA when they find out 2026 proposal includes: $12B up front, $12B in 60 days, $300B reconstruction plan & conceding Hormuz to Iran & not addressing ballistic missiles or enriched uranium/nukes:

[JohnnyVomits @JohnnyVomits]

@JoJoFromJerz The amount of amphetamines needed to keep this freak's eyes open for a few hours a day must be insane.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

CNN aired a montage of Trump’s past claims that the U.S. was on the cusp of a deal with Iran, with Anderson Cooper noting that today’s announcement marks the 39th time he’s made a similar claim.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States for the seventh time won the war that wasn’t a war, so the United States can open the Strait of Hormuz that was open before the not war.

The not war that started to get the uranium that was completely obliterated, so that the Iranians can’t build the nuclear bomb that they weren’t building for the not war that the United States started.

Then the United States which has nuclear weapons threatening to use nuclear weapons to prevent Iran from having nuclear weapons because having nuclear weapons is dangerous.

If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

[YallNuckingFuts @YallNuckingFuts]

@JoJoFromJerz I prefer Presidents with Balls to those who need Ballrooms.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Donald Trump is dying.
He knows it.
Everyone around him knows it.
They are ALL lying to us about it.

[YallNuckingFuts @YallNuckingFuts]

@JoJoFromJerz He seems fine to me

[Brian Stelter @brianstelter]

Joe Scarborough, 6:03am: "The New York Times just dropped the first installation of what is going to be, I think, one of the most important books on the Trump presidency, Maggie Haberman and Jonathan Swan..."

Trump, 6:55am:

[Richard @ricwe123]

When the illusion finally shatters, what’s left isn’t just disappointment,it’s total embarrassment.
The man you invested your faith in isn’t a savior at all, just an empty act stitched together with arrogance, noise, and relentless self-promotion.
All that confidence, all those grand promises, all the swagger,it collapses into something painfully small the moment it’s tested against reality.

There’s no hidden genius, no bold disruptor underneath it all.
Just a loud, impulsive figure flailing through responsibilities he clearly wasn’t equipped to handle, drowning incompetence in a flood of bluster.

In the end, what once looked like strength turns out to be nothing more than cheap theatrics.
Not leadership,just a gaudy performance.

A caricature.
A spectacle.

And the real sting isn’t that it was absurd,it’s realizing how long it took to admit you were taken in by all his bullshit....

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

Best explanation of the Iran War I’ve seen yet.
I mean the Iran Not-a-War.

[Murray Rothbard @MurraySuggests]

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began.

The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start.

Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have.

If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

[Epictetus @CEpictetus]

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[Epictetus @CEpictetus]

@gary_weiss Do you want a story about Hillary Clinton fixing a Federal Drug trial through the Judge?

[Peter Baker @peterbakernyt]

Jeff Bezos wealth in 2024: $194 billion

Jeff Bezos wealth in 2025: $215 billion

Jeff Bezos wealth today: $249.4 billion

Net increase in Bezos wealth since 2024: $55.4 billion

Cost of Bezos’s 417-foot superyacht: $500 million

Amazon investment in "Melania": $75 million

Original Bezos purchase price of the Washington Post in 2013: $250 million

Bezos net worth in 2013: $25.2 billion

Net increase in Bezos wealth since buying the Post: $224.2 billion

Last reported annual losses of Post: $100 million

Number of years Bezos could absorb those losses with what he makes in a single week: 5

@JeffBezos

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

Elon Musk: If Kamala wins she'll hide the Epstein files, & be a threat to democracy.
If Trump wins he'll release the Epstein files, & focus on the people.

This idiot has NEVER been right about anything. 👇

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

George Washington was born American, died American, and only served in the US Army

That should be the minimum requirement for all Congressional Representatives and Senators

[Epictetus @CEpictetus]

@DGlashing @jdawsey1 @JohnJHarwood Bezos needs the money!

I have the biggest story in the US and I’ll give it to you for free!