Chris Archer

I'm that guy that's always carrying around a Rubik's cube. I occasionally solve for the amusement of others, or sometimes I just talk about video games.

[🌸Xanoz @XanozIchimonji]

Man leaves his streaming job and takes his wife driving

[Dravina @Dravina2_9]

Who_Can_Shoot_Better__

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@Alejand98266091 @XanozIchimonji There was Usenet during the time of SF2, and there were plenty of "throws are cheap" threads.

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@XanozIchimonji No natural progression, no unlocks (just $$ DLC), very few hidden boss battles, the whole data structure is mined and analyzed before regular folks have even touched the game. Not much in the way of lore. It makes it hard to get excited when it's all laid out from the start.

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@lisamurkowski The authors of Project 2025 specifically wanted to strike fear into the hearts of civil servants and _now_ you object? No, this terrible state of affairs is _exactly_ what some people voted for, while the sensible tried to argue against it, and many more stood idly by.

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@WayneGio Done!

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@thefamouspaul Why do I hear that picture with a Skeletor voice? Happy Halloween, sir.

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@XanozIchimonji While the crowd may be exciting, there's always Imposter Syndrome to keep that in check.

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@TailsMurdock @RetroBlastUS Maybe with a better input buffer?

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@SweetMattyD It is annoying to have called out a coworker for believing in a conspiracy theory about the NFL only to have the game go the way that it did.

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@XanozIchimonji Drumsticks, because wings are small and not proportionately priced.

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@XanozIchimonji It's like ordering the sampler plate at the Chinese food place because you can't decide what to order.

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I was worried that Undernight In-Birth 2's 1/25 release would be overshadowed by the Tekken 8 1/26 release, so imagine my non-surprise that I got my copy of T8 after 6pm on 1/25, and UIB2 is still "in transit".

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@XanozIchimonji I think Dan and Laura are keeping me looking at SFV longingly while I try to get consistent at SF6.

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@XanozIchimonji I miss unlocking characters in a way that didn't involve paying for DLC.

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@WayneGio My kids are all like, "Meh. It's just another powerup." I'm still not sure about it.

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@XanozIchimonji Xena:Warrior Princess

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@jackblack have you ever covered "I Thank You" by Sam&Dave? The delivery of the vocals seems to have a vibe that I also get listening to you.

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@GailSimone Off the Wall?

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@MidnaAsh Mario movie was fun, and there were so many cute musical and visual references worked in.