Samuel Carlton

Slightly deranged NCAAF fan. Other sports too. Louisville Cardinals above all. Indy Colts and Pacers. NY Mets. Whatever team Lamar Jackson is on.

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

The last 12 months of NBA basketball have been an elaborate plot uniquely designed to torture fans of the Indiana Pacers

[Louisville Kings @UFLKings]

YEAR WON! UNITED BOWL CHAMPIONS IN OUR FIRST SEASON!

[ESPN @espn]

The Kings have been crowned 👑

The Louisville Kings win the United Bowl in their FIRST SEASON in the league!

@UFLKings

[Samuel Carlton @CFBRage]

🤣

[Mike Rutherford @CardChronicle]

It’s times like these that I’m grateful to be a lifelong Kings fan and Kings fan only when it comes to summer pro sports.

[ESPN @espn]

The Louisville Kings are headed to the United Bowl in their first-ever season 👏

Can they capture the UFL title? 👀

[Caitlin Cooper @C2_Cooper]

It will be a fitting end to this season of misery for the Pacers if the team they knocked out of the playoffs the last two years, resulting in that team unlocking a better and more complete version of themselves, sweep their way to a championship against SAS instead of OKC

[Samuel Carlton @CFBRage]

One of the only fun things to come out of this garbage crawl of a season.

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

J.K. Simmons ran into Spider-Man at the Mets game tonight 😂🕸️

(via @MLB)

[Samuel Carlton @CFBRage]

I need a college football rpg like I need air to breathe. (It'll never happen though).

[West Virginia Football @WVUfootball]

Who says no? 🤷‍♂️

🎮 @EASPORTSCollege

[The 7 Line @The7Line]

Now 10 straight losses. Absolutely disgusting start to this Mets season.

[Samuel Carlton @CFBRage]

One of the major pieces responsible for turning the program around under The Pipe's tenure. RIP.

[Louisville Football @LouisvilleFB]

We are saddened by the passing of Browning Nagle, former Fiesta Bowl MVP quarterback and Louisville great.

His leadership on the field and passion for the game left a lasting mark on our program.

Our thoughts are with his loved ones and teammates during this difficult time.

[Kalshi Football @KalshiFB]

The crowd went wild 😂

[Louisville Sports Live @LvilleSprtsLive]

13 years ago today.
Hang the banners, restore the records. @GoCards

[Peter Hepner @PHep32]

Might jump off a bridge if UConn can’t stop them

[Samuel Carlton @CFBRage]

This isn't fair to Pat Kelsey at all but Dusty May's success will be an elephant in the room going forward. Worst possible outcome for people around the program looking for a pressure-release-valve.

[Rational Louisville Fan @rationalUofLfan]

I will not let Dusty May’s success fuel my depression

I will not let Dusty May’s success fuel my depression

I will not let Dusty May’s success fuel my depression

[Samuel Carlton @CFBRage]

@CardChronicle @JohnRamseyUofL Absolutely hate to hear this. Thoughts and prayers to him and his family.

[Local Moron @captainpisslord]

The Japanese have discovered Kentucky

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

Went to text the guys who played at Kentucky about this game and forgot they think they Arkansas alum now🤣

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

Leave work early, your boss doesn’t like you anyway