Bangis

Chelsea FC fan account. Content writer and creator. With God all things are possible. Aspiring Cyber security analyst.

[A. Ayofe @abdullahayofel]

Omo na this lady go finish the remaining political career of Peter Obi and his Olodo uprising Obidiot 😳😭🤣👇

[Agba-Oye @Oludari_]

If my poultry is like this I will be ashamed to take people there, talkless of school 😩😩😩😩

I weep for Anambra people.

[Comrade Àmọdá 🦇 @AmodaOgunlere]

A Lagos state LG chairman sponsored kids for JAMB, he gave the slots to the best kids including one ibo kid. There is no such record in the South East . Alex Oniya removed the name of the Yoruba boy that came first in his competition LOL

[ɢᴏᴀʟ ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ @GoalVersee]

🚨BREAKING: This page just recieved a huge sum of money tipped by an anonymous mail to join the Messi and Argentina hate campaign

We turned it down immediately. ❌

[Bolaji Fesomade @MasterBolaji]

JUST IN: Police have arrested Onyeka Innocent Ajah, who is alleged to be part of a deadly kidnapping gang operating along the Abuja corridor. Investigators say he allegedly posed online as a "Yahoo Boy" to explain his lavish lifestyle.

[Onikumo Ekun @Wildman477]

You retards are born to be behind ,there is nothing alex is doing with 3 kids we have not done more and better..

We wont wait bingo,you will always see us ahead of you..
Yes ahead ahead,its will of Heavens ..

[Bachelor of Idan @BachelorIdan]

Yorubas are the only tribe who get called tribalistic for putting their people first.

Others do it with pride.

[photon⁹⁷ 🍁 | 🇦🇷🇪🇸 @Red_Mercury___]

World Cup — Rigged
Ballon d'Ors — Rigged
Goal ratio — Ronaldo was a midfielder
Assist ratio — Ronaldo is a striker
Golden Boots — Ronaldo was a midfielder
Playmaker awards — Ronaldo is a striker
G+A — Irrelevant stat
Trophies — Rigged
Dribbles — Knee injury
Free-kick goals — Knee injury
Key passes — Knee injury
Outside-box goals — Try from 35 yards
MOTM — Rigged
MVP — Rigged
91 goals — Tap-ins don't count
Non-penalty goals — A goal is a goal
Players' interviews — They're all jealous of CR7
Individual awards — Rigged
H2H wins — H2H in finals
H2H individual stats — One-club wonder

[NEY💙❤️ @neygurll69083]

6 World Cups , 0 player of the tournament. Even Modric won the World Cup Golden ball with Croatia as a Midfielder

6 Euros campaigns, 0 player of the tournament. Even Donnarumma won it as a goalkeeper

4 Nations league campaigns, 0 player of the tournament. Even Nuno Mendes won it with the same Portugal team as a Defender

Ronaldo has been carried by his Portugal teammates and that’s why if they don’t perform, he becomes a log of wood.

[DesmundOris @Desmund_Oris]

Ronaldo saw Messi sit on the floor instead of the bench in his first game against Algeria and he decided to follow the goat 🐐😂😂😂

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Before you pass away, Remove your kids as direct beneficiaries of your assets. Then place all your assets in a revocable trust and name your kids as the beneficiary of the trust. This allows them to by pass the lengthy probate process and gain immediate access to the assets.

[The Niche @Nerdrockz]

For PC

Use HandBrake (free, Windows/Mac/Linux)

Download from https://t.co/AVJvXIqUpN and open your video

Pick preset: "Fast 1080p30" (or match your resolution)

Set Video Codec to H.265 (HEVC) — better compression than H.264

Under Video tab, set Quality (RF) to 22–26 (higher number = smaller file, lower quality)

Click Start Encode

YOU CAN ALSO USE.

FFmpeg
Shutter Encoder
Adobe Media Encoder (Paid)
VLC Media.

[Yemi Jacob @YemmyAj]

Zoom this picture you will notice two things

[Comrade Àmọdá 🦇 @AmodaOgunlere]

Is it not the same Adire that Uzo Art took Yoruba Adire and wrote Gidi Gidi bu Ugwu Eze on it and ibos were praising her....

Make dem add aso ofi. Aso olona, gele to the NYSC dress code abeg

[The Yoruba Feminist @YorubaFeminist]

So now we all understand that a cultural item can belong to a specific ethnic group, regardless of its geographic proximity to other groups.

Just last week, when you all wanted to claim gèlè, it suddenly became "shared cultural inheritance."

For the past three years, we've been told that anyone can be Lagosian. That "we're all one." That there's no need for division.

If we're all one, why the discomfort with wearing Yorùbá àdìrẹ as a national symbol?

God is great.

[Daniel Regha @DanielRegha]

Peter Obi: "I am going to make sure we have primary healthcare centres in all 8,000 wards across Nigeria"

Meanwhile it was Soludo's administration that commissioned the first-ever General Hospital in Onitsha South LGA, a state where Obi was an active governor for eight years. For eight good years Obi couldn't build a hospital in one of the major local govts in Anambra.

But he's promising a healthcare centre across the nation, and in four years too, because he said he wants just one tenure. What a joke.

[Bachelor of Idan @BachelorIdan]

Remi Tinubu: We are giving grants to women doing petty businesses like frying akara.

Nigerian Olodo Youths: bombarded the internet with Akara skits and AI-generated images and videos.

President Tinubu: I acknowledge my wife, Iya Alakara

Nigerian Olodo Youths: Is it funny? He is using us to catch cruise.

😂😂😂😂😂

[khalifa aminu @KAminu49132]

I have created a new device that can track anything anywhere in the world…

The name of the device is Smart AI Tracking System, it uses GPS, SIM, and AI technology
It is placed in children’s bags, cars, or animals so they can be tracked at any time

But that is not where its strength lies….

The AI inside it learns the usual routes, observes distance, and detects any unusual changes

If a child is kidnapped and taken somewhere unfamiliar…
it will activate an alarm
send the location instantly and give a warning that a child has been kidnapped
The same applies to animals like cows
It can detect them in real time if they are stolen or lost

Share it so it can reach everywhere in order to have the opportunity to improve it into a smaller size because its size is large due to the many sensors and modules inside it

[𝕊𝕀𝕊𝕋𝔸𝕃𝕀𝔸ℕ𝕆 🇳🇬💐 @Sistaliano]

🚨 The level of discrimination against Ebonyi people in the South-East is becoming alarming.

The Anambra State authorities are reportedly set to deport Ebonyi State citizens over allegations of selling unhygienic ponmo.

Igbo deporting igbo 🙆🏽‍♀️🙆🏽‍♀️🙆🏽‍♀️

[Supreme👑 @JattAlwaysRight]

@OptaJoe Most media made up footballer of all time lol