Crank

An avid fan of CFC. It's just Twitter; you don't need to take me or anyone else on this platform seriously :)

[Zaza Waybright @Le_Unorthodox]

MrBeast getting half a billion YouTube subs and Elon Musk becoming a trillionaire on the same day feels like a global humiliation ritual.

[mari @fcmareee]

when i say im a patient hater this is what i mean

[🌞🐠 @sunfishyy]

why is that shit even in your vocabulary

[🧁 @yunoswarmth]

food can shaped explosive. i’m sick

[DEAN‼️ 🔜 AX7 @JSCHL4TT]

better caption is "disgusting backyard breeder puts puppies in danger and stresses out mother while they sit back and record them for content"

[Brasil Football 🇧🇷 @BrasilEdition]

Always thought these were VILE 😭😭😭

[Mr Black @MrBlackFootball]

Sorry but that’s NEVER a red ?? 😭

[Miley Àfòlábí @afolabimiley]

Holaaaa 🇲🇽

[MrMan @QuestionStan23]

It’s been a hot minute since I’ve seen a film give less of a fuck about flopping at the box office

[Jhené 🇯🇲🇨🇦🇵🇸 @onanightlikered]

for context:

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

deploy the Combat Chungus

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

WHAT A CROWD 😱

(via @BosniaNTBall)

[наѕıм @wali_hv]

I sometimes think about how many clueless brown parents there are in the world who have no idea their children are speaking English in Discord servers and are obsessed with white nationalism and anime girls

[G @Gideoomatic]

Brotherly the world cup is on we do not care rn

[rashmika MOEdanna #SUNISMFTWT @ryusaeceo]

this is what half of u actually think like

[Caesarmachine @notshawarmachin]

Man fuck that "Born in the U.S." bullshit just make this nigga president already hes making me jealous of New York every time I see a report about him

[H’ur @Hur1]

There was more outrage in the Qatar World Cup for alcohol being banned than there is in this World Cup for people being banned.

[Dalton Kemper @DaltonKemper]

South Korean manager looks like a Korean Thomas Frank

[Dom @KnowerOfBans]

Es not de same papi