This guy has literally fluffed his lines at every single big moment in his career. The highest profile loser in the sport. But he’s gone to stat pad for a dominant side in a league where Timo Werner hit 30 goals and people want him to win a Ballon D’Or despite achieving nothing…
I’m not even joking you could directly pin every England exit in the last 10 years on Kane. He refused to square it to Sterling vs Croatia. Shat his pants vs Italy in 2021. Was an absolute disgrace vs Spain in 2024 and don’t even get me started on whatever the fuck that was I saw vs Argentina this summer. He’s always at the scene of the crime but don’t worry I’ll see 75 goals against Augsburg and Heinz.👍