Chris

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@NYCTheMiC

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@GardenFaithful Chris Drury probably got back eight 55 gallon barrels of hot oil pizza oil in the Howden trade though

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@MattPiperJenks @NjTank99 @VivaLaStool @FrankTheTankHQ Oh shit frank is finally gonna get circumcised.

They should use all his extra skin for skin grafts on burned firefighters with 5th and 6th degree burns

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@stevkev1701 @IIHFHockey The photo and caption implies that she is as dead as a doornail

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@Twitmama09 @IIHFHockey

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@Breakthecycle2 @popup_tddy If you shart on the floor, you get a mandatory spray in the eyes.

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@Breakthecycle2 @popup_tddy Yeah, the colony Grill bathroom attendant is actually a really nice guy.

He will give you 7 grams, for free, if you leave the bathroom without sharting on the floor.

It’s very rare for customers to earn it though.

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@JaceAVinson @3Volved @NinEverything It wasn’t hard to get at GameStop after like 9 months. The day i bought it, they gave me $330 for my Xbox one X and 220 for a lauch day nintendo switch.

To me, it seemed like the easiest ever console to get.

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@hal_kurys @FearedBuck You are either afraid of germs, or you snort cocaine off of toilet seats. There is no in between.

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@taranfight @3Volved @NinEverything They should care. I have a realm and have been paying for it every month for YEARS! I also bought the game 5 times so I could play it on every platform. What are they even doing with the money?

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@JaceAVinson @3Volved @NinEverything That’s retarded. They waited half of the system’s life cycle, maybe longer!

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@TJCANGOLF @JOJOinMONTREAL @IIHFHockey That’s why it is rude and disrespectful to NOT say rest in peace

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@NYCTheMiC Everyone wants to ban rainbows even though half the people wearing rainbows are just girls who like dudes.

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@NYCTheMiC Chris Drury’s adopted son

Nobody else would take the kid from the orphanage because he stank so bad

But after Ovechkin broke Chris Drury’s nose with a slapshot, he lost all sense of smell and taste.

So Chris Drury could even lick Bile Boy if he wanted to, without tasting bile

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@LeadingReport He was assassinated because he didn’t wanna kiss Israel’s diarrheaing ass

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@NYCTheMiC @TBLightning @LightningFDN When all you use your phone for is searching about gay stuff, and replying to gay stuff, then all this gay stuff ends up in your algorithm.

The more gay posts you make, the harder it’s gonna come into your newsfeed 😂

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@younghavok The point is, by the 20th person who poos on the floor, the janitors just have to allow it and clean it up later