i’M cOLToN FaTTis

Where the fuck are my glasses

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Sure it’s a Sunday night but I’m still gonna mix a loko and twisted tea as a nice little night cap

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Pooped the bed again :(

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Where the hell is my inhaler #asthmaprobs

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Ya sex is cool and all, but have you ever opened a fresh pack of Dairygold salted butter?

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@dylvngxll Gross

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I’m tired of all my friends calling me Gay Leno #sadboyhours