Cory Flaskanp

[Cory Flaskanp @CFlaskanp]

@J_Potter Holy shit man why did they leave it open??

[Cory Flaskanp @CFlaskanp]

#BetterCallSaul @PatrickFabian tremendous acting sir!!

[Cory Flaskanp @CFlaskanp]

#christinap Mom Genes is such a rock solid hour. Had me rolling at "it's 10 o clock, do you know where your kids are" #momgenes

[Cory Flaskanp @CFlaskanp]

@J_Potter If they win one game tomorrow, I'll get tit cups and put one on my face.

[Cory Flaskanp @CFlaskanp]

@J_Potter Lol, right.

[Cory Flaskanp @CFlaskanp]

@YMHstudios @drdrew Susan is better than hot sauce. The best.

[Cory Flaskanp @CFlaskanp]

@PatrickFabian @BetterCallSaul Hamlindigo blow me!!

[Cory Flaskanp @CFlaskanp]

What kinda asshole moves a cone??? #BetterCallSaul

[Cory Flaskanp @CFlaskanp]

@KateQFunny Everyone goes through life differently. you have a story to tell. Don't feel guilty for what you've done. only look forward to the future

[Cory Flaskanp @CFlaskanp]

@nocontextYMH @tomsegura @bertkreischer That hug pic is very heartwarming. Will be fun to use when either Tom crashes it or Bart goes to rehab

[Cory Flaskanp @CFlaskanp]

@Fess_ter_Geek @jordanliles @tomsegura "Well-known" was used at least 10 times

[Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug @tomsegura]

The bitch BEEN bald. Jokes about it or her are FINE. It was tame AF. You super sensitive about it? Buy a FUCKIN WIG

[Cory Flaskanp @CFlaskanp]

@tomsegura Fuck Jada

[Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug @tomsegura]

Fuck Will Smith's candy ass smacking a dude 4 inches shorter and 50lbs lighter. He's just in his feelings cause his bald headed bitch been fuckin around on him for years and he takes it. We all know who he wishes he could slap. #CuckWill

[Cory Flaskanp @CFlaskanp]

@Jesse_0570 @bertkreischer We all know barf likes to fuck dogs

[Cory Flaskanp @CFlaskanp]

@garthbrooks @NotreDame Touch my stadium through the fence

[Andrew S - Face! 🚀 @Faceplants00]

@Lindamlopez @YMHBlueBan @tomsegura @bertkreischer I never heard the stories about any of his philanthropy and volunteer work until reading some of the great tributes written to him.
https://t.co/VkfWNAWAj3

[Andrew S - Face! 🚀 @Faceplants00]

@Lindamlopez @YMHBlueBan @tomsegura @bertkreischer He passed on the 29th

[Andrew S - Face! 🚀 @Faceplants00]

@YMHBlueBan @tomsegura @bertkreischer Sorry for your loss, Tom.
Top Dawg was cool as hell.