Flynn | 🥃🐘🌈🎶

That one girl...
A gay, grey-aro if you have to label it.

[Emily Andras @emtothea]

I'm scared in the next five years all TV is just gonna be a) shiplap installation b) football or c) The Joker remakes

[Flynn | 🥃🐘🌈🎶 @CFlynnRun]

A real life Detective Spooner @dadwroteaporno

[Emily Andras @emtothea]

Dear Democrats less kumbaya more Elizabeth Warren with a machete clenched in her teeth

[Flynn | 🥃🐘🌈🎶 @CFlynnRun]

One of the hardest things to learn is to care about your mental wellbeing. #MentalHealthMatters #Olympics #proudofyougirl

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Social distancing means avoiding large gatherings and maintaining distance (6 ft) from others. While we're at it, remember to keep it at least 300 ft for larger wildlife.

Check park websites for the most up to date information regarding access and services.

#SocialDistancing

[Flynn | 🥃🐘🌈🎶 @CFlynnRun]

1950 has been stuck in my head, but cant listen to it in front of the littles. My happy place.
https://t.co/aBv0648yM3

[Flynn | 🥃🐘🌈🎶 @CFlynnRun]

This meeting... #boring #worksucks #Iknow #meetingsaretheworst
It's like "b*tch stop acting like you're big shit, we all have the same training and your words are dumb"

[The Try Guys / 2nd try @tryguys]

Custom crappy Valentines made especially for you guys! Happy V-day!💓

[Flynn | 🥃🐘🌈🎶 @CFlynnRun]

Don't buy a girl flowers, just google her car troubles, diagnose the problem and arrange for a AAA tow! Far more romantic. #frienddate #ValentinesDay #solutionsoverflowers

[Flynn | 🥃🐘🌈🎶 @CFlynnRun]

@LoraInnes @EarperMarine Please say you have other stuff! I have empty wall space lol

[Flynn | 🥃🐘🌈🎶 @CFlynnRun]

Hey #Earpers I got this at @ClexaCon in 2018. I absolutely love it, but I can't find the artist's info anymore. Anyone know who the artist is? #help #WynonnaEarp

[Flynn | 🥃🐘🌈🎶 @CFlynnRun]

@kelseydarragh for your next #HtH
https://t.co/pNjXnG7KNa

[Flynn | 🥃🐘🌈🎶 @CFlynnRun]

@natvanlis I could use the endorphins...

[Flynn | 🥃🐘🌈🎶 @CFlynnRun]

The best part about reading a good book drink, is that you get to reread it sober and not remember what happens! #nerd #likemybookswithwhiskey

[Flynn | 🥃🐘🌈🎶 @CFlynnRun]

That moment when you're tipsy enough to feel your lips but sober enough to properly shake an egg white in your whiskey sour... #tipsytweet #maybedrunk #WhiskeyWednesday #whyaremylipssobig

[Flynn | 🥃🐘🌈🎶 @CFlynnRun]

@KirstenKing_ I remember trying to explain that pun to the other nine year olds and getting blank stares. I don't know why I expected everyone else to laugh...

[Steph Frosch @ElloSteph]

Thanksgiving should be renamed Gay Cousin Awareness Day.

[✌🏼Kat Barrell ✌🏼 @KatBarrell]

My Uber driver was listening to a BBC program about lard. Yes the the lard you cook with. When I commented that it was an interesting choice he told me he was new to Canada and wanted to learn about Canadian culture. The lard is irealavant but the gesture is everything. 🇨🇦 ❤️

[Emily Andras @emtothea]

It is the year of our lord 2019 and we still haven't come up with a sweeter clap back than "your Mom".

[Elise Bauman @baumanelise]

I once RSVP’d to a party invitation “I will not be bringing a significant other, but I will be bringing the emotional baggage that prevents me from finding a significant other” and truly I think this is why I don’t get invited to parties more often