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God is great. Beer is good. And people are crazy.

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Since reading Treasure Island, I stand by this even more.

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Pretty sure Long John Silvers is a front. How are they still open if no one has ever eaten there? #ProveMeWrong

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“She’s a Kate Sanders kinda girl” iykyk

[LSU Baseball @LSUbaseball]

39 seasons. 15 with us. A National Champion and Hall of Famer.

Thank you for everything, Coach Mainieri. #ForeverLSU

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Some women get Botox to feel younger…I wrote “HAGS” in a yearbook today and will be riding that high into the summer. ✌️✌️✌️

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@mrl504 @iammelodies On The Home Edit, they cut it out and tape it to the back or bottom so it’s right there too.

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@mrl504 “Elisa” they were to most “stylish” to me while still creating foot heaven

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I’ve been asked twice today and never in the past 6 years if I was Irish. #BackInTheNorth

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@mrl504

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Waiting for my cardigan like...... @taylorswift13

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Why does getting fingerprinted for a job cost $30 in Texas, $13 in Connecticut, but $100 in New York! All with the same company btw..... 😳

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@mrl504 Sometimes I buy full length and then just don’t wear socks. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Found a spiked seltzer I left at my parents that expired in 2018. I’m not saying I was the first on this trend but y’all newbies done even know.

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@MargeauxOlivia Yes! A T squared

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Sorry for spamming everyone. I got hacked. Did seem like a good deal though...

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I challenge you to stop doing dumb twitter challenges. @AJ_Woolley

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FabFitFun income 🤣🤣🤣 dead.

[Emily Phillips @emilyaphill]

“Look at me, I’m an attorney... the other girls... what are they?” -spoken like a woman who doesn’t need no fabfitfun income! 👏🏼👏🏼 #TheBachelor

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If this week has taught me anything, it’s that if ABC told me to watch the Bachelor every night I would never leave my couch #Bachelor

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This half time show would’ve been really cool in like 2005.....

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@MichLandry504 🤷🏼‍♀️ I’ve seen golden doodle puppies that look like that too.