Yo!Chris👍

I've made the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs. #FTTB

[Yo!Chris👍 @CG9er]

@fuckyouiquit @NYCMayor = 🐐

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Dude got called out on social media for riding a bike without a helmet. Realizing yeah, good call, starts wearing one and then a few days later he's promoting free helmets for the public. How can anyone hate on this guy?

[Congresswoman Yassamin Ansari @RepYassAnsari]

Huh. Turns out that recklessly gutting the FDA and generally not believing in science has consequences.

[Yo!Chris👍 @CG9er]

@Sashaz04 #LFG we can get this Texas back.

[Sasha @Sashaz04]

Texas…. Vote Greg Abbott OUT!!!!!

[Jimmy G @jimmygards]

The 90s were awesome.

“John, we need a theme song for NBA basketball.”

“Got it. How big?”

“Full orchestra. French horns. Strings. Timpani. The fate of Western civilization hangs in the balance.”

“Say no more.”

[Jay @ThisIsJay216]

We live in a society where millionaire get free food and homeless ppl starve to death

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

What a horrible time to be alive for everyone who is educated and has empathy.

[Sara McGee for Texas HD 132 @SaraForTexLege]

It would be funny if it weren’t so painfully true.

Texas used to pride itself on pushing back against Washington DC. States’ rights. Freedom. Local control. Individual liberty.

It’s gone. It’s all gone.

Greg Abbott has destroyed Texas to pad his own pockets.

We’re DONE.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Contender for best Reddit post this week

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

This has 2 Million views on TikTok

[Yo!Chris👍 @CG9er]

😆

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

I’ll never steal your pen.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

🚨BREAKING: Lady Gaga said: “This is our opportunity to vote against Donald Trump,” and her video was removed from Facebook and Instagram. This is what Republican fascism calls “freedom.”

[Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 @TheRicanMemes]

Stop it 🤣🤣🤣

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

A young man in NYC shared a video on TikTok at the start of his day tagging Mamdani about a pothole and by the end of the day, it was fixed

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

THC is now virtually banned in Texas.

Big Beer and Big Tobacco bought politicians to ban Delta-8 — because it's a threat to their profits.

That is corruption.

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

BREAKING: Retired Republican County Judge Glen Whitley endorses James Talarico for US Senate:

“I’m ashamed that Ken Paxton is even on the ballot. He’s the most corrupt politician Texas has ever seen.”

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

DL Hughley on Zohran Mamdani: “This Muslim is putting Christians to shame. There is more to say for a man that lifts the poor, that feeds the hungry, that walks among the people, than powerful white men who consort with a pedophile. Who’s the more Christlike?”

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

Ken Paxton said the Uvalde shooting was part of a “plan” by “God.”

21 elementary school children and teachers were murdered in the shooting.

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

.@JamesTalarico on Texas officially banning THC:

“This bill is insane.

Texans aren’t going to stop smoking weed and eating edibles because politicians in Austin say so. Texans will still use THC — but instead of getting it safely from a local small business, they’ll go back to getting it from the black market. From the drug cartels.

This ban is a gift to the cartels.

We are now telling full-grown adults how to live their lives. This is the nanny state at its worst; this is big government at its worst. 

Instead of fully funding our schools, guaranteeing healthcare, or making childcare more affordable — this Legislature is focused on banning a product that gives people a little peace.

We’re making people’s lives harder, not easier.

I want to leave you with a quote: ‘It is time to end needless arrests and incarcerations of adults for small amounts of marijuana for personal use.’ That wasn’t a Democrat. That was President Donald Trump.

To my Republican colleagues, I’m asking you to oppose the cartels, stand with President Trump, and vote no on this insane bill.”