CASSIMUS, CHRIS

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You vs the guy she told you not to worry about

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@DanhausenAD uncurse the Canes you coward

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Actually, it was quite awesome how in Devil Wears Prada 2 the whole plot of the movie takes place in scenes that are not in the movie

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Getting very upset at the 90s/00s cover band as they transition from the 90s to the 00s

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@JoeSalome Bought one 😎

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Ric Flair is the original woke boy, rolling out to the ring in amazing sequened and rhinestone gowns fit for a country music goddess.

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In the Dolly wing of the Country Music Hall of Fame looking at her attire and realizing how much in common it has with the Ric Flair wing of the WWE Hall of Fame

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Didn’t need to record any videos at the Andrea Bochelli concert tonight because Chad Johnson’s tweets are forever

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Me when the waiter at the Greek restaurant is reading the list of specials

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Raptors head coach Darko Rajaković's facial expressions here are amazing. 🤣🤣

(h/t @DannoDimes)

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@n10siveporpoise @slmandel This is where I think 12 team is different. And not because it *should* be. But imo the committee won’t move a team that is “in” pre conf champ out of the bracket as the result of a conf champ loss. They want to keep illusion that conf champ games are meaningful

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@n10siveporpoise Yowzas

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One day I hope to be as important to a company as Winnipeg is to the Delta flight maps

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Me waiting for a new Radiohead album since 2016 and a tour since 2018, while the Swifties are getting yet another new album after Eras

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Never been more optimistic about AI and the positive impact it will have on humanity, for example did you know it recently created an entire feature film available to stream on Netflix called Nonnas

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This year March Madness and the NBA Playoffs haven’t felt the same without the Boxy Boys commercial

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Mucho respect for Klarna as a company, they watched Yes Man and then said imagine if we took a plot device from Yes Man and made it a business

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Sondheim is a comedic master, for example in one of his plays there is a guy named Charles Kringas

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Tennessee meltdown days are the best days to be online

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The best use case for AI is to create logos for college football bowl games that don’t exist but in a just world would very much exist

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The only way the Severance finale could have been any better is if it ended with Ricken singing “The Best Things in Life are Free”

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Finale update: 0.1/10 on the Ricken Scale (fractional score awarded for artistic rendition of Ricken)

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I have very low expectations for the Severance finale because the last few episodes scored a 0/10 on the Ricken Scale (no Ricken)