Chris Gaertner

I think I’m really funny. Pun master. FDA approved. Pokémon Master. SnapChat: cgaertner

[Chris Gaertner @CGPittsburgh]

@BorboaGrant You ever slip carrying a 5 gallon container of margarita mix? 😂😂

[Chris Gaertner @CGPittsburgh]

@omarzaheerdvm I’ll see your suggestion and raise you- The Traitors: Muppets and then Alan Cumming as the only human.

[toast thoughts 😶‍🌫️ @scoobydoesnt]

FULL. BODY. CHILLS.

#dwts

[Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh_scanner]

South Side. The Burger King. Former employee outside dancing, claiming she killed another employees baby daddy. When the caller was asked how many people are involved they stated “the entire shift”.

[Chris Gaertner @CGPittsburgh]

@MYSTIC7 I also caught a little something crazy!

[Chris Gaertner @CGPittsburgh]

@RealGodzly SNUBBULL FOR POKEMON TCGP WHEN?

[Chris Gaertner @CGPittsburgh]

@sinnoh_CEO

[Chris Gaertner @CGPittsburgh]

@thatonequeen being a clue on the NYT mini today 😂

[Chris Gaertner @CGPittsburgh]

@AndyHerren Once again, you have proven that you have both great taste and correct opinions 🙌🏻

[lula @lulaloopsey]

not a day goes by that i don’t think about kermit on the masked singer

[Chris Gaertner @CGPittsburgh]

@DougieFresh_83 @funko A diamond Snubbull would go SO incredibly hard! I’d buy one in a heartbeat 😍

[Chris Gaertner @CGPittsburgh]

These three as Traitors are both a fevered dream AND a dream come true at the same exact time 😭❤️

[Mike Bloom @AMikeBloomType]

Mind you, this is the FIRST conversation that they have after revealing themselves as Traitors.

Whole. Ass. Mess. 😂 #TheTraitorsUS

[fran @franonfilm]

nessa with the munchkins in wicked part 2

[huge ack man @milkywhitetits]

"giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet" sounds like something a homophobic gym teacher would say

[SITA @raspberhrriies]

anyone else get this in their spotify wrapped??

[arianators wildin @arianatorswildt]

can we finally admit this bonus track is AMAZING

[GreenGay 💚 @GreenGayYT]

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IVE SEEN OMG 😭

[Bree @DuasDancefloor]

"Who will be winning? Donald Trump or Kamala Harris"

Dua Lipa:

[Chris Gaertner @CGPittsburgh]

One of my absolute favorite things to do is put my phone on DND at the end of a long day. Sorry if we’re in the middle of texting or Snapping or whatever- I’m going to bed and there’s nothing you can do about it 😌

[Chris Gaertner @CGPittsburgh]

@Gay_burgh My favorite is that you only blurred one of your faces 😂