Daddy Frog T THE CHOSEN CHAMP

I'm here for comics and nullifying all of women's rights. Can stuff three quarters between my front teeth. #parodyaccount

[Daddy Frog T THE CHOSEN CHAMP @CG_TismTony]

You all deserve a good Frog. A better frog. The best frog. That inferior version of me got himself booted harder than James Corden at public restaurants. Welcome to the new business. Frog Dong Comics.

Help me build a better future. For comics books, for good stories, for the frog dongs. And together, we can keep women in the kitchen where they belong.

[Daddy Frog T THE CHOSEN CHAMP @CG_TismTony]

@CammyKazi1 @TheVikkiVerse Don't worry, baby. The Frog Tony would never treat you this way. Get my head between those thighs and squeeze so hard that it makes me grow more hair.

[Daddy Frog T THE CHOSEN CHAMP @CG_TismTony]

@NyobiComics Larry I owe you such a great debt of gratitude. I have a young niece who was confined to a wheelchair. After I put on your youtube channel in front of her, she managed to stand up and walk to turn that shit off.

[Daddy Frog T THE CHOSEN CHAMP @CG_TismTony]

@BadFaithPasture It's not gay if I'm pounding your donut hole strictly to assert dominance. Just let it happen, Jimmy. It'll be easier that way.

[Daddy Frog T THE CHOSEN CHAMP @CG_TismTony]

@RoboFggot @MayaClownTownVT @BalldoMania The truth is every time I railed someone's girlfriend they bought me some candy and it just went too far. Don't be jealous, gay robot. You may not like it, but this is peak physical perfection you're beholding when you look upon Frog Tony.

[Daddy Frog T THE CHOSEN CHAMP @CG_TismTony]

@BadFaithPasture @MayaClownTownVT @RoboFggot @BalldoMania That is a stunning and brave woman and you should treat her as such.

[Daddy Frog T THE CHOSEN CHAMP @CG_TismTony]

@RoboFggot @MayaClownTownVT @BalldoMania My teeth are rotten from the massive amount of lady tacos my mouth has pleased. Much like your mother. My tongue worked her labia like a drug induced DJ at a sold out rave.

[Daddy Frog T THE CHOSEN CHAMP @CG_TismTony]

@MayaClownTownVT @RoboFggot @BalldoMania Thank you, Maya. I sent the elf ears for you to wear so when we meet up, I can get in so deep all of #comicsgate will think Frog Tony is drilling for oil.

#romance

[Daddy Frog T THE CHOSEN CHAMP @CG_TismTony]

@EthanVanSciver If you had let me on I would have probably saved the show. More talk about hot elf chicks and why women need less rights.

[Daddy Frog T THE CHOSEN CHAMP @CG_TismTony]

@FinatraOnline @stimulatedcyn @CG_FrogTony You don't want this smoke, Fin. I poop like tiger and squat like dragon. I'll hit you so hard with a Tony Uppercut that the raft you floated in on will crack open at the same time.

[Daddy Frog T THE CHOSEN CHAMP @CG_TismTony]

If there's anything I learned about Shane in all these years is that I would still bang his wife like a screen door in a hurricane.

[GeekyBoarders @GeekyBoarders]

Like clockwork.

And as a bonus, Chicken Bitch Shane Davis admits that all his critics control the narrative of Back Me Bro. Don't worry, the exposing the utter idiocy of Back Me Bro will continue until it inevitably crashes and burns.

[Daddy Frog T THE CHOSEN CHAMP @CG_TismTony]

@midaskindofluck @CallMeClippa Why aren't you answering my calls after I sent the sausage pic? We both know you're ready for me to bury my dong in you so hard that your smart watch thinks you're in a wreck and calls for emergency services.

[Daddy Frog T THE CHOSEN CHAMP @CG_TismTony]

@jayBamaFan1 @CG_FrogTony @YouTube Laugh it the fuck up. I'm a practicing lawyer, and I'm representing Liam personally. Enough money to keep those steroids flowing. We wont buy you any though. You asshole.

[Daddy Frog T THE CHOSEN CHAMP @CG_TismTony]

You've got that kind of energy that convinces me you're a professional at giving rim jobs.

[RenownedZ3r0 @RenownedZ3r0]

Being a fan of a comic company doesn't make someone an "ass licker."

That's literally all weirdos like you can actually do. Insult people for liking something you don't.

I understand your life is worthless and hey, for being a nobody, you sure love to follow me.

You're just as low IQ as Vex. You're a literal reply guy of @dermy_wermy, @SmashJT, among others.

Also, EJ follows me on YouTube and Twitter and as a fan, I have a direct line of sight with him if I have any concerns about my orders.

"Parasocial relationship."

Read a dictionary.

Your available vocabulary may improve.

[Daddy Frog T THE CHOSEN CHAMP @CG_TismTony]

@BANDFABAND1211 Is that how you met that kid? A game of tag? On a scale of 1 to 10, how old is your imaginary girlfriend?

[Daddy Frog T THE CHOSEN CHAMP @CG_TismTony]

Why be a part of something weak, when you can get backed by a powerful dong. Introducing: Dong Me Bro. Sure, you can get your comic backed by a 90 pound man who probably moans every time he wipes.

OR

Get the Dong in your corner. Get your backing with something thick. Powerful. Girthy. Frog Dong Comics and Dong Me Bro will be the bestest thing ever for #comicsgate. Probably.

[Shane Davis Wizard's Favorite Break Out Artist 09! @shanedavisart]

Now comes the hate for @Backmebro

[Daddy Frog T THE CHOSEN CHAMP @CG_TismTony]

@realcircusjaxs That's not all that goes in his mouth.

[Daddy Frog T THE CHOSEN CHAMP @CG_TismTony]

@WORLDWIDEW23954 @stimulatedcyn Oh, a War Campaign logo on the profile name.

[Daddy Frog T THE CHOSEN CHAMP @CG_TismTony]

@masterofgayops @COMMI3MARK Well, I fuckin never