Chris Garbe

Twitter bios are pointless.

[Chris Garbe @CGarbe31]

Worst fans in sports.

[Chris Garbe @CGarbe31]

@BaseballWRLD_ It’s not the first time he’s done it either. I believe he did it against Elvis Andrus as well.

[d. @thathouguy_]

Too many Rockets fan happy the spurs made it to the finals.

Fuck the spurs

[Maxwell Jacob Friedman™️ @The_MJF]

Please remember folks.

Children are a disease

And Condoms are the antidote.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

JAMES HARDEN SENT AN ALLEY-OOP FROM THE OPPOSITE FREE-THROW LINE TO EVAN MOBLEY 😱

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Underserved Villain Rap:

Derek Huff

- Payed $1200 a week for voice lessons for his family
- Paused his fishing with Cubes story to explain to Dale how big Bonita fish are
- Only charged Robert four-fifths commission on the sale of his house
- Hasn’t had a carb since 2004
- Saved car karaoke performance with his solo

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

He shouldn’t have been flying there

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

Want another reason why healthcare costs are insane ?

Hospitals will not only charge a facility fee and other random costs BUT ALSO , if they believe the insurance company is willing to pay MORE THAN WHAT WAS ON THE PATIENT BILL, THEY WILL INCREASE THE BILL to the insurance company.

Of course the insurance company then charges the self insured employer the higher amount.

Our healthcare has become a game of who can rip off who and get away with it.

Too Big To Care - all of it.

Break em up !

[Chris Garbe @CGarbe31]

@otokyo Hercules

[Chris Garbe @CGarbe31]

@jreyes_6

[Chris Garbe @CGarbe31]

@jreyes_6 💀

[MLB Hall of Pretty Good @hallofgoodpod]

Lance Berkman played for 15 years and put up an OPS of .943 and nobody seems to care for some reason

[SleeperAstros @SleeperAstros]

4 years ago, today

The Chicago White Sox cheered when Carlos Rodón hit Jose Altuve

He then responded by ending Chicago’s season.. 🐐

[Josh Reddick @JRedDubDeuce]

Astros fans, do everything backwards today.

[Michael Schwab @michaelschwab13]

Who did this? 😂

[Astros 2026 Champs @AstrosOptimism2]

Dana Brown trading for Carlos Correa the week before they go to New York to increase the boos and supercharge the offense

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

BREAKING: The Minnesota Twins are trading shortstop Carlos Correa to the Houston Astros, sources tell ESPN.

[Chris Garbe @CGarbe31]

@Tkachukdeeznuts @JeffPassan @michaelschwab13 Sorry bud, Houston isn’t trading their top young star for a guy who doesn’t even hit .250 for his career.

[Kevin @FightOwensFight]

Since this shirt will never see the light of day, here’s what it was going to be this year: