Caitlin Geegs

Writer. Editor. Loud human. Probably needs a hug.

[Caitlin Geegs @CGhegan]

I have a dozen unposted drafts expressing my intense frustration with white dudes belittling me but instead I’m gonna focus on my cat because LOOK AT HER all she wants to do is play with my shoelaces & eat chimken

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

This is what a 15 foot hurricane storm surge looks like. It's terrifying. 🤯

[Caitlin Geegs @CGhegan]

I don’t really use this [awful cesspit of a] site, but when I do, it’s to ask @TownofGraftonMA officials / @Muradian4Rep / @SenMikeMoore if they’d feel ok drinking water darker than a large hot Dunkin coffee. (It’s been like this for several days.)

[Perennial @Perennialband]

The beauty & miracle of art is discovery.
Finding something uniquely perfect to you, made by a living, breathing, complicated person, somewhere out there.
You end up feeling less alone.
You realize YOU can make something that makes someone else feel less alone.

Fuck AI.

[Caitlin Geegs @CGhegan]

Logging back onto this site feels… distinctly like getting off the bus at Port Authority… except it’s now run by rats and on fire… why am I here can I get back on the bus—

[Caitlin Geegs @CGhegan]

I feel like Sir Elton John is as good a cue as any to exit stage right. Follow me on IG @CGhegan 🥸♥️

[Elton John @eltonofficial]

All my life I’ve tried to use music to bring people together. Yet it saddens me to see how misinformation is now being used to divide our world.

I’ve decided to no longer use Twitter, given their recent change in policy which will allow misinformation to flourish unchecked.

[Caitlin Geegs @CGhegan]

I think about this at least once a week

[Caitlin Geegs @CGhegan]

Listening to a team of engineers try to explain to one coworker what a Boba is. Trying so hard not to giggle. “Does it taste like rice?” “It looks like a potato ball.” “I don’t know HOW they make the balls but they’re tapioca.” “Pudding balls?” “Pudding balls. But not.”

[Cam @Swaybeaut]

I will never get tired of this

[Amanda Nichols @saidthegadfly]

"Railroad employees have a separate retirement system from social security & if they resign their position and take a job outside the industry they lose their railroad retirement benefit, thus holding these senior employees hostage in an unfriendly & hostile work environment.
3/

[Caitlin Geegs @CGhegan]

@RBryant2012 Oh NOOOO the WOOORRRRST (she says with 2 heaping cups of sarcasm) 😍 hope you had so much fun!! Would love to do game night and catch up sometime if you’re both free (sorry life has been such chaos on our end)

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

LinkedIn really flies under the radar as the social media platform that’s absolutely the most unhinged

[DH Benson @BenzDh]

@myelessar Top moments in human histoory:
4. Fire
3. The wheel
2. Air conditioning
1. Viggo as Aragorn

[Caitlin Geegs @CGhegan]

You can tell a lot about a workplace by their response to “Random question. Am I allowed to add Spotify to my machine?”

Like it’s pathetic I’ve had enough jobs to use this as a metric but “can I listen to Metric or Mozart while pushing buttons for your company” is vvv useful.

[Caitlin Geegs @CGhegan]

@bencooper416 *HUGS* this breaks my fucking heart. I’m so sorry, Ben.

[Dov @drnelk]

I asked an AI to write a Bible song about ducks and I'm laughing so hard now I can't breathe

[Caitlin Geegs @CGhegan]

@Paononas Where are they I’m gonna hit them with my heaviest cast iron