Cory Goodman

Fascinated by REALLY dumb shit--
An abrasive asshole with a bunch of hobbies, interests, and ''skills'', each more useless than the last--
Grift Extraordinaire

[Cory Goodman @CGoody564]

@GildedSkull damn, I thought I had a little longer. I wanted to snag the all-in edition on sale 😔

[Cory Goodman @CGoody564]

@thelegalvices this is so surreal. I hope you're helming your ship as it sails on the heavenly seas towards greater adventures that us mortals can't fathom. You will be missed.

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[Cory Goodman @CGoody564]

@RekietaLaw Goats don't duck aspinalli (or anyone for that matter)

[Cory Goodman @CGoody564]

@GildedSkull will the battle of the ancients board game ever get restocked, or is there no way to ever get that going forward?

[Cory Goodman @CGoody564]

Webby's back on his his BS again...
He can't keep getting away with this!
https://t.co/uZOQtRX0iX

[Cory Goodman @CGoody564]

@thedragonstea AI prompt: write a nonsensical story about an old guy failing to fill his tank with gas with it being Trump's fault.

[Logitech G @LogitechG]

In celebration of our 10-year anniversary, we've revealed an all-new G502 X Plus Aluminum Edition. Now is your time to get your hands on one of the 502 mice that are up for grabs.

https://t.co/exJOPPgw8L

[Cory Goodman @CGoody564]

What a fucking legend, out here fighting the good fight. Thank you boss
https://t.co/Uari7GsYW2

[Cory Goodman @CGoody564]

@thedragonstea He can't keep getting away with this!

[Cory Goodman @CGoody564]

@tiffhang You're invited to the BBQ, but God forbid you attend the picnic as well

[Cory Goodman @CGoody564]

There's no reason this shouldn't have met its goal yet.

The Living Maze | Rogue-lite, Dungeon Delving, Card Game, via @Kickstarter https://t.co/HeMOaUJt5f

[Cory Goodman @CGoody564]

@thedragonstea Comicsgate is a small extreme subset of what you call "the right", and to write everyone off on "the right" (which inherently includes anyone slightly off of the left) as being like the comicsgate group is just as disgusting as you claim they are being.

[Cory Goodman @CGoody564]

@TheLegalMindset Technically, it isn't wrong regardless of the filing. Aaron definitively has at least two "upset exes" from this 4-way relationship, and probably 3 if you count the sword-crossing as a relationship

[Cory Goodman @CGoody564]

Medieval Chess Set With Storage Drawer https://t.co/EZEOzVKPn1

I'd rock it alongside a Lego chess set 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Cory Goodman @CGoody564]

@CypherUnlimited please tell me there's still a way to get in on the Mork Borg cypher thing. I missed the campaign :(

[Cory Goodman @CGoody564]

@RekietaLaw Ralph is 100% at risk of pulling something from simply walking. Another win for the toe?

[Cory Goodman @CGoody564]

@TheLegalMindset @ExpertArmcha1r They're not even private in relation to being secure; how could they be considered private in any regard when they are constantly at risk of being leaked to the public by anyone participating? People are dumb.

[Cory Goodman @CGoody564]

@tiffhang What does constitute independence then? I thought that's literally what the word meant; not depending on others. It's nothing special, but I don't know what else you call it.

Idk, as a man I certainly value and enjoy my independence, even if I'm not talking about it 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Cory Goodman @CGoody564]

@Philthemaker #NECROVENGE

Why did the necromancer cross the road? To get to the other side (it may not be funny, but at least it's punny. You did say worst jokes, didn't you?

[Cory Goodman @CGoody564]

@TheLegalMindset reached out to you personally like you said to about being blocked. Am I supposed to try contacting you via email? Throw me a bone here boss