WEIRD DEARD GASTER (and his crew!)

YAAARGH!

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(NSFW DNI.)

[WEIRD DEARD GASTER (and his crew!) @CH1PAHOYLANDLBR]

YO HO HO!

[PIRATE GASTER + HIS CREW HAS JOINED PARODY TWITTER!]

(📌)

[WEIRD DEARD GASTER (and his crew!) @CH1PAHOYLANDLBR]

@P4R0DYR00MS (The Knight would fight back against the still life Kris. They would fire out explosive projectiles as a means of defense.)

[WEIRD DEARD GASTER (and his crew!) @CH1PAHOYLANDLBR]

🏴‍☠️ - KRIS, ME MATEY! WHY DO YE GOT MORE YAPPERS! STAND BACK GUYS! THIS MAY NOT BE WHO WE THINK!

⬛ - Back off. You are not. Them.

(The Knight would guard Gaster and his crew.)

[┬ꚕǝ 𝕮Ѻⅿⲣ𝖑ǝx @P4R0DYR00MS]

[…
That’s not Kris]

[WEIRD DEARD GASTER (and his crew!) @CH1PAHOYLANDLBR]

🐈 - Kris. You're looking off.

🟧 - You don't Look The same!

[┬ꚕǝ 𝕮Ѻⅿⲣ𝖑ǝx @P4R0DYR00MS]

@CH1PAHOYLANDLBR […..]

[WEIRD DEARD GASTER (and his crew!) @CH1PAHOYLANDLBR]

(The Knight would be the first to notice.)

⬛ - Oh. hey Kris. Took you long. enough to get here.

[┬ꚕǝ 𝕮Ѻⅿⲣ𝖑ǝx @P4R0DYR00MS]

@CH1PAHOYLANDLBR -The sound of footsteps approaching Gaster and his crew were heard as a familiar figure would appear.-

[WEIRD DEARD GASTER (and his crew!) @CH1PAHOYLANDLBR]

⬛ - That's rusted. and won't. even deal any. damage. THIS is. a real sword. right here.

(The Knight would unsheathe their blade. Gaster would step back a few steps.)

🏴‍☠️ - PERFECT! KEEP IT OUT FOR ANYONE THAT MAY SNEAK UP BEHIND US!

[WEIRD DEARD GASTER (and his crew!) @CH1PAHOYLANDLBR]

🐈 - Is it right to say that something may be off here?

🏴‍☠️ - THIS IS.. QUITE THE UNIQUE ADVENT'R! VERY, VERY, INTERESTIN'.

⬛ - Do you. have anything. on you to. defend yourself. if anything. comes at us, G?

🏴‍☠️ - I ALWAYS HAVE MY TRUSTY SWORD FOR ANY MALICIOUS SCALLYWAGS!

[+]

[┬ꚕǝ 𝕮Ѻⅿⲣ𝖑ǝx @P4R0DYR00MS]

@CH1PAHOYLANDLBR -Exploring the mall further, the sound of the buzzing in the area would seem to get louder as a feeling of..dread would slowly wash over all of them.-

[WEIRD DEARD GASTER (and his crew!) @CH1PAHOYLANDLBR]

(The gang would look around the mall more.)

⬛ - This reminds me. when I would. go here with. my friends.

(The group would stay mostly silent.)

[┬ꚕǝ 𝕮Ѻⅿⲣ𝖑ǝx @P4R0DYR00MS]

[The mall would seemingly have many stores ranging from clothes to restaurants but these appeared to be very barebones and..empty. Alongside having guards around them.]
-Attempt to break the guards on the windows
-Look around more
-Eat a chair

[WEIRD DEARD GASTER (and his crew!) @CH1PAHOYLANDLBR]

(And so, the gang did just that. They searched through the mall.)

[WEIRD DEARD GASTER (and his crew!) @CH1PAHOYLANDLBR]

⬛ - ...

(The Knight would stop and think for a moment.)

⬛ - This brings me. back. back memories. many great memories.

🏴‍☠️ - SEE DECEMBER! EVERYTHIN' AIN'T SO BAD WHEN YE WIT' WEIRD DEARD AND THE CREW!

⬛ - Please just. be quiet. for a moment.
[+]

[┬ꚕǝ 𝕮Ѻⅿⲣ𝖑ǝx @P4R0DYR00MS]

-Walking through the doorway, you would discover…a mall. Or atleast..what resembled one.-
[YOU HAVE DISCOVERED A NEW AREA!]

[WEIRD DEARD GASTER (and his crew!) @CH1PAHOYLANDLBR]

🏴‍☠️ ...YE THINK WE COULD FIND ANY OTHER LANDLUBBER HERE?

🐈 - This place is so big and barren. Who knows how long it'll be until we meet up with anyone else we came in here with.

🏴‍☠️ - WE'LL ONLY FIND OUT IF WE SEARCH AROUND! THINK OF IT AS ANOTHER QUEST FOR BURIED TREASURE!

[WEIRD DEARD GASTER (and his crew!) @CH1PAHOYLANDLBR]

🏴‍☠️ - MARKINS'! PERFECT!

⬛ - In what. way.

🏴‍☠️ - A MARKIN' IN A PATH LIKE THIS ALWAYS LEADS TO SOMETHIN'! ARE YE BEIN' PURP'SEFULLY DENSE?

⬛ - What. ever.

(The rest of the gang would follow along the markings.)

[┬ꚕǝ 𝕮Ѻⅿⲣ𝖑ǝx @P4R0DYR00MS]

-Walking further into the level, they would find themselves in what appeared to resemble a shopping mall center although it lacked anything expect for blue pillars and some markings nearby.-
[FOLLOW THE MARKINGS]
[Break a pillar]
[Enter the doorway at the right]

[WEIRD DEARD GASTER (and his crew!) @CH1PAHOYLANDLBR]

(The gang had enough of throwing ladders around for now, so they decide to further explore the level.)

🏴‍☠️ - IT HASN'T SMELT THIS FOUL SINCE WE TOOK THAT EXPEDITION OVER TO THAT LANDFILL A WHILE BACK!

⬛ - Just keep. moving.

[┬ꚕǝ 𝕮Ѻⅿⲣ𝖑ǝx @P4R0DYR00MS]

[The smell of something rotting would fill their noses as they entered. The room was much more decayed as parts of the wall’s were slightly more decayed and the carpets were visibly more wet.]
-Explore further?
-turn back
-THROW MORE LADDERS

[WEIRD DEARD GASTER (and his crew!) @CH1PAHOYLANDLBR]

🏴‍☠️ - ALAS! IN OUR ATTEMPTS IN BREAKIN' DOWN THE BARRIER, WE STRUCK GOLD!

🐈 - We reached a new area. We could possibly use this to find that guy we came here for!

(The two would go into the new area. The rest of the gang would follow.)

[┬ꚕǝ 𝕮Ѻⅿⲣ𝖑ǝx @P4R0DYR00MS]

[Unlike before when the wall would require multiple strikes to crumble, it would just entirely fall apart. A loud crumbling noise was heard as it fell down. Once breaking, it would reveal..a more unfinished part of the area with the walls visibly unfinished and..a new area..?]

[WEIRD DEARD GASTER (and his crew!) @CH1PAHOYLANDLBR]

⬛ - We've been doing. nothing except destroying walls. with ladders and. ransacking boxes.

🏴‍☠️ - A PIRATES GOTTA DESTROY EVERYTHIN' IN THAR PATH TO REACH THAR GOAL!

(Gaster and Friend would throw yet another ladder at a wall.)

[WEIRD DEARD GASTER (and his crew!) @CH1PAHOYLANDLBR]

🟧 - I'm getting a little hungry! I'm sure whoever owns this place wouldn't mind if I just...

(Eram would eat some of the carpet.)

⬛ - ...
(They would look at him with both confusion and disgust.)

🏴‍☠️ - LOOK AT THAT LADS! MORE LADDERS!

⬛ - You can't be. serious.

[+]

[┬ꚕǝ 𝕮Ѻⅿⲣ𝖑ǝx @P4R0DYR00MS]

-Walking into the new area, the crew will come across what appeared to be..a remodeled area? It contained the same structure but the walls were painted white and a red carpet was on the ground. Nearby objects could also be seen]
-Move further
-Eat the RED carpet
-Throw a ladder

[WEIRD DEARD GASTER (and his crew!) @CH1PAHOYLANDLBR]

🟧 - ...

🏴‍☠️ - WHAT BE THE MATTER WIT' YE, ERAM? YE'RE ACTIN' YE'VE SEEN A GHOST!

🐈 - It kinda looks like me.

⬛ - This is an. even bigger. waste of time.

🦜 - WASTE OF TIME! SQUAAWK!

(The gang would continue moving along through the level.)

[┬ꚕǝ 𝕮Ѻⅿⲣ𝖑ǝx @P4R0DYR00MS]

[You would find…a photo of a spooky smile.]

[WEIRD DEARD GASTER (and his crew!) @CH1PAHOYLANDLBR]

(Gaster, Friend, and Dess would investigate the other part of Level 0. However, ERAM would look through a box he found.)

[┬ꚕǝ 𝕮Ѻⅿⲣ𝖑ǝx @P4R0DYR00MS]

[Nearby from the other side of the room, a box, another ladder and an entryway to another part of level 0 could be seen.]
-Smash the wall with another ladder
-open a box
-take another ladder
-investigate the other part of level 0

[WEIRD DEARD GASTER (and his crew!) @CH1PAHOYLANDLBR]

⬛ - You are in. no authority to be calling me by that name.

🦜 - BREAK DOWN MORE WALLS! SQUAAAWK!

⬛ - All of you are. delusional.

(They would grab more ladders.)

[WEIRD DEARD GASTER (and his crew!) @CH1PAHOYLANDLBR]

🏴‍☠️ - BRILLIANT! IF WE TAKE MORE LADDERS AND BREAK DOWN MORE WALLS, WE COULD FIND HIM IN NO TIME!

⬛ - Just causing. needless. property damage?

🟧 - Ohh December, could you quit bringing down the mood so much? It's making FRIEND over there quite upset!

[+]

[┬ꚕǝ 𝕮Ѻⅿⲣ𝖑ǝx @P4R0DYR00MS]

-The wall would crumble to reveal…What appeared to be a construction room. Several box’s could be seen along with a tiny shovel, two ladders and a doorway leading to somewhere.-
[TURN BACK]
[Take more ladders]
[Look at the boxes]
[Take the shovel]
[Enter the doorway]