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[♠IT∆CHI_K∆CHI♠ @CH33F_]

Faggot, faggot, faggot,' we can say it together, But only if you let a white girl say 'Nigga'"💨

[Ọdịlị Martins 🪔 @oneman_official]

Most men stop talking to a lady once the lady bills them.

What most men don't know is that it works both ways.

A lady billed me money to buy sewing machine, I said no problem.

I sent her screenshots of several machines, she made her pick.

Two days later, I texted her that she should help me send 15k so I could subscribe my WiFi.

She no respond.

Ghosted👻.

[Mimi 👑 @Cheriemike2]

My husband’s phone started vibrating at12 AM last night. He didn't pick up. He just flipped the phone face down and pretended to be snoring.

Two minutes later, my own phone rang. It was a WhatsApp video call from his friend’s wife.I picked it up, my heart thumping, expecting a major emergency.The video opened, and the screen was blank.

Then a voice whispered, "Mimi, please check if your husband is on the bed."I turned on the bedside lamp. My husband was sitting flat on the bed, staring at me with his eyes wide open, sweating.

The friend's wife said, "My husband told me he was sleeping at your house because of a late-night project. I am standing in his parlor right now, i just want to know." The silence in our bedroom was terrifying. My husband was frantically waving his hands at me in the dark, begging me with sign language to lie for him.

I looked at the camera and said, "Sis, my husband is here, but the only project he is working on is how to sleep. Your man is not here." She hung up immediately.

My husband flew out of bed, screaming that I am a wicked wife who doesn't protect the brotherhood. He has been giving me the ultimate silent treatment since morning. So it is me that doesn't love sisterhood, i think i should be suspecting my husband too.

[Onwa_Nnewi @Kene_Nnewi]

Welcome to Nigeria, Obowo Imo state.

An old man like this asked this small girl out...a young nursing student by name Wendy and as a good girl that knows she came to school to study....she turned him down.

At night, the man who is a vulcanizer went with his friends to where the girl lives...they took turn in r@ping her and during the struggle... the girl recognized one of them and even gave him a mark on the neck...then they decided to slit her throat, lock her door back quietly and left.....

These monsters of men were captured yesterday...

Government should just take them to court let the law speak on their behalf.

Wishing them whatever they wished themselves.

[Sɱυɾƙισᯤ @bigOracle_]

Back in 2019 I used to roll with these crew called the ZT’s we were so ruthless that the whole neighborhood feared us.

So one evening I was with my small crew at the junction when three bikes pulled up, no words, just gunfire.
One of the guys shouted “opps”

I immediately took a narrow road behind a provision store at the junction, heart exploding in my chest, bullets sparked off the walls beside my head, one hit my shoulder. Hot burning pain yet I didn’t stop running, blood soaked my shirt.

That night, my opps almost ended me over stup!d turf and old beef.
Till today I still flinch at bike engines, but I’m still breathing, thats more than they wanted.

[ً @prinkasusa]

Most men are gay. They're literally gay. Because they don't really like us women. Our natural bodies, they think it's gross. Our interests, they think it's cringe. Spending time with us, they think it's like a responsibility. And if a guy has a girlfriend, and instead of date night with her, he genuinely wants to be with the boys, and he feels it's a punishment that he can't spend time with his boys, he doesn't really like her. So I genuinely think most men are gay but they haven't figured it out because being gay is like also too feminine for them and they don't like feminine things.

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

Y’all so I have a cousin that’s a rapper right but he like 34 & never got signed to nobody 😭 so we was all at our grandma house last night & my cousin decided to play a song that he recently recorded. Please tell me why my 7 year old nephew gone say “oh my GOSH he been trying to rap like for 1 million years and it sound so stupid” 😭😭 when I tell y’all I fell on the floor 😭 my sister was pissed I said “that must be something you done said around him” 😭😭😭 she tore my nephew up man & I ain’t think he did nothing wrong what y’all think?? 😭😭😭🤣

[Thebigsol @Thebigsoll]

I noticed my diesel was finishing faster than normal, so I set a trap.

Normally at a particular time, we switch off the electric fence and lock the dogs so both can rest and recharge. I figured that must be when the diesel thief usually comes.

So I did the usual routine, pretended like I had left home, then snuck back in through the back door and waited.

Omo… my neighbour casually walked through my fence like we’re sharing compound. Took his time, carried the diesel in storage and even drained the one inside the generator.

I waited till he moved everything to his side and was about making his final jump back. That’s when I turned the fence back on and released the dogs.

Baba couldn’t jump down or climb over. He was stuck there for 5 hours until the police came to pick him up.

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

ICE officers stopped by our farm yesterday.

“We need to inspect your property for illegal aliens,” one of them said.

I replied, “Alright, but whatever you do, don’t go into that field over there.”

The officer in charge exploded.
“Mister, I have the authority of the federal government behind me!” he barked, reaching into his back pocket. He yanked out a badge and shoved it in my face. “See this fucking badge? This badge means I can go wherever I want on ANY land. No questions asked, no answers given. Am I clear? Do you understand?”

I nodded politely and said, “Be my guest.” Then I went back to my chores.

About ten minutes later, I heard screaming.
I looked up and saw six ICE agents running for their lives, being chased by my big, mean, old bull.
And with every step, that bull was closing in fast.
It looked like they were about to get gored for sure.

So I dropped my tools, ran over to the fence, and shouted at the top of my lungs:

“YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING BADGE!”

[Eziokwu @Iameziokwu]

There was this classmate of mine i used to have a crush on back when we were still in high school. I never made any moves because I felt she only saw me as a friend.

She was very intelligent, funny, and social. Very fantastic at maths too.

One morning, she came to class and was so lively. She felt like a totally different person.

She even held my hand as we walked and complimented my new shoes while we talked. I was just giggling that day. Effects of having a crush.

After school, while we were on our way home, me and the boys decided to go play football at the nearby field, and she said she would like to tag along because her parents wouldn’t be home until evening.

She stayed at the stands, cheering us up. After the match, we decided to go to the nearby stream to swim because the weather was hot and we also didn't want to go back home looking dusty.

When we got there, we handed her our clothes to watch for us while we went out to swim. She kept them on a stone slab while my friends went swimming.

After a while, i decided to go join them. To impress her and show off my swimming skills, i decided to dive into the water.

As soon as i dived into the water and swam deeper, that was when I saw the greatest shock of my life.

Right there, at the bottom of the river... Laid her.

Lifeless.

Unmoving.

I couldn't believe my eyes.
It felt like i was hallucinating

She still had the same school uniform on, and her body was perfectly preserved by the water. Untouched by fishes or anything.

I was in shock, so i immediately swam out and raised an alarm. Everyone at that river dived in... Trying to see what i saw. When they did, they all quickly rushed to drag her out.

When she was brought out, it was very obvious she had been dead for a long time.

We immediately looked over at where she kept our clothes and called out to her, but she wasn’t there anymore. All our clothes were neatly folded on the stone she sat on.

Till today, we never saw her again.

[RC deWinter @RCdeWinter]

A man went into a large busy metropolitan bank and deposited $5,000 into his account.
The next day he returned and deposited $10,000.
The day after that he came back and deposited $7,500.
As he was walking out out the bank manager came up to him and asked how he get was able to deposit so much money every day.

The man leaned in and whispered,
“I make bets with people.”

The banker asked him, “But how do you make so much?”

The man said, “ Let me show you. I bet $50 you have a birthmark on your ass.”

The banker told him no, he didn’t have
a birthmark there, but the man wanted proof, so banker pulled down his pants and showed him there was no birthmark, but the man is was still smiling and the banker asked why.

The man said, “Because I bet each teller $5,000 that I could get you to pull down your pants.”

[Asanwa.sol @Chizitere_xyz]

Let’s be clear about something that society likes to dance around:

When a teenager develops a crush on you, it is not a compliment to your status, your looks, or your "game." It is a test of your integrity, one that far too many adults are failing.
​That child is not looking for a partner; they are looking for validation, often mimicking what they see on screens, completely unaware of the power dynamics they are walking into. They are naive, but you are not.

​Your job as the adult in the room isn’t to "play along" because it strokes your ego or use the loophole of "well, they made the first move." Your moral obligation is to be the hard boundary that they don’t have the wisdom to set for themselves yet.

​Treat them like a younger sibling. Ignore the advances. Shut it down. Because 10 years from now, when the confusion of puberty fades, that person will look back at you.
​Do you want them to remember a safe adult who protected them from their own foolishness? Or do you want to be the villain in their therapy session who took advantage of a child who didn’t know any better?

[Prestigious @Prestigious_Gt]

When I was in Nigeria, I never missed my monthly tithe.

When I got to the UK, I sent tithe to my home church about twice, then stopped.

My mom called me about not sending tithe to the home church anymore.
I told her we don’t pay tithe in the UK, and even offering isn’t compulsory.

I also told her we eat every Sunday, and there’s a place you can pick up free food if you don’t have any at home.

All the tithe we paid in church in Nigeria where did it go? There was never a time we had food for the poor or a room where food was kept.
Isn’t that the essence of tithe?

Her response was: “You are backsliding.” 😂

[Asanwa.sol @Chizitere_xyz]

When i was still working as a biomedical engineer in Ubth, I had this male coworker that used to stay back in the office till 8 PM every night. Four extra hours of doing absolutely nothing, just sitting outside the empty conference room talking to himself or using his phone.
One day I asked him why he didn’t just go home to his wife and kid since he closed by 4 PM.

He laughed that dry, hollow laugh and said, "Michi, if I go home by 5, my wife will ask for money for dinner, or the generator needs fuel, or the landlord is coming. If I stay till 9, she assumes I’m hustling and grinding for the family. She respects the 'busy' man, but she has no patience for the 'tired' man present in the house."

So now, every night, he sits in the dark office, drinking water to fill his stomach, and calls his wife. He speaks with energy, Yes babe, i still have a lot of work to cover. I’m doing this for us.

Even when his account balance is literally reading minus.

He does this; not because he is a liar.
Not because he doesn't want to be home.
But because sounding 'busy' and 'ambitious' is the only way a man retains his dignity in a home he pays for.

A lot of people cannot even begin to understand the mental gymnastics men perform every day just to avoid being called "useless."

[SBMVXXI @sbmvxxi]

This video cracks me up everytime. You wan use song wey cubana chief priest write win Grammy ke 😂

[♠IT∆CHI_K∆CHI♠ @CH33F_]

@tvcnewsng Abeg helep me tell una empty skull anchors say na "Drip" we dey take use add anti venom inside for patient....She should enter under her blanky and cry her low IQ brain to sleep leemao...Even nurses wey dey mix the anti venom with abnormal saline go confuse sef😂🤣

[Gbenga Samuel-Wemimo @GbengaWemimo]

Sometimes our hard headedness is what makes us the enemy of our own wellbeing.

You are a single mother
You met a man in London, a medical doctor
He married you and took your daughter in
From day one, your daughter began to frustrate the life of this man

The man began to walk on egg shells from the day your daughter told him he is not her father and had no right to correct her unless she wants him to call the police and report him

The man bought a house on the outskirts of London, because the apartment he was renting in London became too expensive for him to maintain

Your daughter said she will not leave London because of her friends. She called the police and told them your husband was trying to kidnap her

You said she is like you, strong willed!
You said that was how your mother also was like.
You begged a neighbour to take her in while you and the rest of the family moved out of London to your husband's new house

The neighbours that took your daughter in sent her packing after one term
They said she was influencing their daughter the wrong way

You begged your husband to accept her and he did.

She joined another school and made friends with some white girls
She told them all sorts of horrible stories about your husband abusing her (all lies)
Her friends reported the case to the school authority and social sercices were sent to your house

Your husband was grilled by the police for hours, they also went to his place of work to make serious trouble
He almost lost his license

You asked your daughter why she was behaving the way she was behaving
She said she does not want to live with you anymore and asked you to let her go to her father

You reached out to her father in Nigeria, the man said you should send her over
She was fifteen years old and had spent 12 years with you and your second husband at this time

She travelled to Nigeria and stayed with her father.
You refuse to let her be
You will be on the call with her for several hours in a day
It got so bad the man had to call your mother to report you that you are not allowing the girl to settle down

Meanwhile, your husband has told you that you should not bring the girl and all her troubles back into his life

After only one term in Nigeria, came to Nigeria to see how she was doing with her father
When you were living, she cried, because of that you told her to pack her bags and follow you back to the UK.

You got to the UK with her and your husband freaked out.
He left the house and refused to come back into the house
You have called and written messages, begged and cried

Your two other children, whom you have for your husband had a nanny whom you employed to help you with the children

The nanny was the one your husband started relating with instead of you

You felt your husband would have no option but to return home if you sack the nanny
So you went ahead and sacked the nanny

The nanny told your husband she had been sacked
Your husband came to the house in anger and told you that you cannot sack the nanny he employed to care for his children
You said it is your home and you don't want the nanny there.

Voices were raised and the atmosphere was tense
Your daughter called the police again
The police came in and told your husband to leave the house for peace to reign

This morning, you got a message from his lawyers
He has sold the house and has also filed for separation
You are crying and asking God for restoration

Aunty, can you please look into the mirror and see the
enemy starring back at you.

-GSW-

[Ameh Itodo MD @doctor_ameh]

I still remember that man. He came in after a snakebite and from the look of him, his body was already losing it. We did everything we could as well as put out endless phone calls.Not a single vial of antivenom in the Teaching Hospital or any nearby pharmacy shops. The Knowledge was plenty but treatment wasn’t.

While he lay there growing weaker, he became a case discussion. Medical students were asked questions on the management of snake bite and how to differentiate between venomous vs non venomous fang marks.

Meanwhile his family members watched us closely and seeing his worsening condition, they made a decision to take him to a traditional healer.They made that choice out of desperation not ignorance.

About three or four weeks later, he walked back in alive and well. He was very grateful, thanking us for the efforts we made trying to save him.

I knew deep down that if he had stayed with us,he would have died.
That day taught me a hard lesson that sometimes survival comes from places we are taught to doubt and patients survive in spite of us,not because of us.

[Lola💎 @ComfortLolaa]

If you ever feel stupid, just remember that I once dated a guy when I was 19

His phone spoilt one time and I gave him mine I didn’t have any phone after that.
Whenever I needed to make calls, I would put my SIM card in my friend’s phone and lie that my phone was stolen.

I would call my "boyfriend" and it wouldn’t ring, not knowing that he had blocked me.
He was the only one who could call me at that time because he had already blocked my line.

I would cry and cry just because I couldn’t reach my “boyfriend.”

Unknowing to me that this boy had a girlfriend and I was thinking I was in a serious relationship.
He even told the girl that I was the one forcing myself on him.

One day, I saw my phone in the girl’s hand in class (she was my course mate).
Apparently, her own phone had been stolen for real and he gave her my phone , the one I gave him and then bought another one for himself

I called this boy to confront him. He lied that she was his cousin and said she needed it for some kind of business at the time, I believed him.
I even apologized to him for getting angry and told him it was no problem, that she could continue using my phone 😭

This is just one among the many things this boy did to me and I still dated him for 2 years plus I really mumu. I’ll stop here for today

In summary men are not good people.

[Ken 無 (non-official taco bell affiliate) @Ken67547214]

I used to know a girl who got into a really bad bike accident who developed a really bad stutter.
She had some kind of brain damage and would have seizures, and other problems that she talked about a lot.

My ex-girlfriend had a cookout at her house and this girl came over and started having a seizure in the backyard.

My ex-girlfriend ran up and slapped her and said, "what the fuck did I tell you? No fucking seizures at my house."
And this girl just stood up and apologized.