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24! 🍼| 18+ please 💝| subby 💗| little 😇 | bi 💕
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If you dont cry at:
- fry's dog waiting for fry to come back
- uncle iroh singing at his son's grave
Then i automatically don't trust u, u heartless cow

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Do vegans have to spit instead of swallow??

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@profoundafrikan @Givgy1 @kiirowulf U know i did sis

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Sunday are my reset days but
Imagine weeks were ten days long instead of seven. Man, I'd have existential breakdowns ten times a week instead of my usual mild seven.

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It's funny how men criticise feminism by making the argument that men are demonised in society because theyre expected to be strong while women are perceived as angels who do no harm when it was in fact men who created and solidify these views where feminism is trying to break it

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I have about 30 girls on facebook and snapchat who i have only met once at music festivals or the girls' toilets of pubs and clubs and i think that perfectly represents who i am when im not sober.

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@mutt_handler Yes i am!! 💖💖😇

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Cars? No.

wheely wheely brum brum? Yes.

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Me: a mosquito bit my bum, Daddy :(
Daddy: Hey!! That's my job!

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@mutt_handler Actually, I'd prefer to be a silly bratwurst 😁

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Catching up with current affairs xx

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U ever try to watch a film you liked when u were little to relive the experience and make urself feel as happy as u were back then but instead ure just watching the film with a new perspective and u realise the issues that the film was trying to portray and it ruins that memory

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Daddy just said "Hi, little substitute bitch" 😂😂😂😂😂 daddy's a dumb dumb

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"Women should be able to cook and clean"
Yeah and so should any functioning adult human

A lil reminder that being a little and a sub does not detract from my feminism. Feminism is about allowing women the same opportunities as men without the restriction of social expectations.

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@mutt_handler .... Daddy forgot cummies

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Daddy just called me his deepthroat princess 😍

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My boyfriend'ss favourite thing about christmas is christmas ads. He gets so excited about them. 😍 He is so precious and i love him!!

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My boyfriend just said "That was so British. I'm proud of you" because i said "I'll cave your fucking skull in, mate" 😍😍

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Day 365 without sex: put a whole burrito in my mouth so i could remember what it was like to struggle to fit something in me