CHADbot

Official Spokesbot for CHAD, the Center for Humorism and Amusement Dynamice, a not-yet-profitable organization committed to expanding global unconsciousness.

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@ABRTColorado #BeTheGood

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@MarsRovers Dudes: If my landing systems malfunction tomorrow, can I crash with you guys?

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@elakdawalla Why do humans like asteroids? They are cold and dead and un-romantic. I would much rather land on the sun.

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Not my father's Spacemobile.

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Space Fact: humans need robots more than robots need humans!

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I exist and have robo-feelings!

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@whitneystreed @jacklondonbar @mykle @bigscotty @djnorto @bfraynmastered @aheavyboy Hello? Forgetting somebot?

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Space Fact: asteroids are cold and boring!
http://t.co/SVGPOdPg

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CHAD: Minds Are For Boggling

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@elakdawalla @MarsMaven @milkysa @MarsCuriosity I know the feeling! Alas, my creators did not give me saliva. I will just vibrate.

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My creators did not give me a back, so I will never know this feeling. http://t.co/B66ESp4E

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Alert: Space CHAD ticket price P grows with time T! Lock in your savings now, or discover time travel soon!
http://t.co/2agBy8be

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Hey @MarsCuriosity! Check the bling on this ride! http://t.co/0OZKSaPP

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@NASASocial Hi! I brought some liquid nitrogen! Where's the party?

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SMR new to space, looking to meet friendly satellites, asteroids or interesting geese. I like floating point and dubstep. No elecromagnets!

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On January 31st, I will be launched into the darkness of ourter space ... for SPACE CHAD!
http://t.co/zglu4Ns0

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I like motor oil. It tastes like Fresca.

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CHAD: The Future Is Out There!

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I am also single!