CHIRP ALERT

*CHIRP*

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CHIRP ALERT
0:53

[Sadiq Khan @SadiqKhan]

Too many Londoners live in unacceptable housing in the private rented sector - this has to change.

I want much tougher penalties for rogue landlords who rent out private properties in poor and dangerous conditions.

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@EFischberger @YairElsner Pilpul.

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"What's that chirp?"
-Not a black person

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EVOLVED CHIRP
https://t.co/SDTuqxAKlK

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

He has been waiting for this moment 🤣

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CHIRP
https://t.co/Oaa2FlcssA

[LOWBATTERYSMOKEALARM @SMOKE_ALARM]

*CHIRP*

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ANCIENT CHIRP ALERT 0:04

[SlavTrapgod @PUNISHEDSTG]

@Howlingmutant0 This is a documentary from 2003, and I realized that the smoke detector issue can be documented back at least 21 years. I'm trying to find the oldest smoke detector chirp ever recorded.

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0:08 CHIRP ALERT
https://t.co/yyjO3nbDbP

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CHIRP ALERT
1:07
https://t.co/W3qz9VcLE8

[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

Jermaine is the man who climbed a 19-story building on fire to save his bedridden mother.

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0:04 CHIRP ALERT
https://t.co/k7MqSTuN0B

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0:11 CHIRP ALERT
https://t.co/ga2hsi4hO0

[Rain Drops Media @Raindropsmedia1]

A young woman was trying to be “gangster” & disrespect her “dead opp” online & her mother heard about it & made her apologize 😳

“you’re not gangster say you’re sorry to that boy & his family right now!”

Is this justified or a little too much? 👀

[TGE @TGETGETGETGE]

Jared Taylor details his colloquial term for Beardson’s Law: The ghetto nightingale.

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"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the CHIRP."
-Nietzsche

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@SolBrah CHIRP

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CHIRP 0:14

[caliphornia QING @caliphorniaqing]

omg 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I wasn’t expecting thaaaaaat 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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CHIRP

[Gator Gang @WogStalker]

🚨SMOKE ALARM CHIRP AT 0:02 🚨

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CHIRP ALERT
0:19

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

Wait... at 0.19 was that...?

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CHIRP ALERT STATUS: AVOIDED

[AD @ADRoblesMedia]

Smoke detector started a low battery chirp this morning. Changed it immediately from my stock of 9 volts that I keep on hand at all times for just such eventualities. #based.

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Truly tragic

[msmegatron @msmegatronn]

I've been in a full on Mexican standoff with my smoke detector for the last 12 hours. PLS BUILDING MAINTENANCE COME FIX IT I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE AND I KNOW IF I TOUCH IT I WILL SET THE WHOLE ALARM OFF IM LOSING IT HELP