oh-hoo look who it /is/! it’s— oh, dear me i’ve forgotten to talk in dialogue quotes again! it really is so confusing nowadays with these.. ‘roleplayers’—
``why, i’m talking to just about anyone who’d dare to open their ears a little!``
cue the appearance of a.. tiny human ear?
streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee( oh dear, this is taking a while! )eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch!
``hell-OH every.. oh i suppose /pony/? between you and me, reader, that phrasing gets a tad bit.. old?..
did you enjoy the introductory account gag?``
- - my /salad/! oh dear you—— how so very.. rude..``
with the snap of a claw, four perfectly positioned hooves that dangled from the lord of chaos’s hold—— every single one, shoved into individual bowls of leafery, globby messy ranch dressing, and even the bugs inside tomatoes.
to say discord may see all, and may know all—— is a bit of an understatement.
this is, of course, because he /does/ see all— and he /does/ know all. the situation of doubting it in any other way.. why..
.. it’s foolhardy.
sidesplitting.
puerile.
harebrained.
halfbaked, - -
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"Wait !?
I don't have time to wait ! I need to get back to my world and help my brother out ! I don't have time to stay with someone who can't stand up for themselves ! ~"
That was when the male pegasus flew off to the forest in anger.
Unaware of his next encounter.
- -
puny
𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦
𝙥𝙤𝙣𝙮
that dangled inches away from a narrowed, yelling gaze that burned with..
.. oh, dear. what emotion /is/ that? hard to tell, with such an oh-so toothy, pseudo-friendly /grin/,
``why—— hell-ooooh there! you seem to have stepped in - -
- - .. eh.. simplicity— all that!``
he’ll blink,
``.. you don’t /mind/ it, now.. do you?``
cue the gentle flip of a lid, and a ‘mind’ that hovers from an opened chrome dome—— one that he gently pushes back into it’s original place, of course.
ahem.
.. damn! his reputation.
had he planned for her to even notice at all? hem hem. is purplepotamus a mistake of an ice cream flavor?
those are two distinctly different answers.
oh, but that hardly mattered at all with the gentle crane, of a gentle neck——
from such a gentle being.
the lord of all - -
- - to think /most/ flowers fall under that definition, wouldn’t you say? though i /would/ have preferred to hand you a newly bloomed /tigerlily/,``
the presentation of just that— except it gives a tiny roar— features of a tiger.. of course..
``though i know you’re all about- -