I WANT THINGS TO BE 𝘉𝘌𝘈𝘜𝘛𝘐𝘍𝘜𝘓 .ᐟ

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[I WANT THINGS TO BE 𝘉𝘌𝘈𝘜𝘛𝘐𝘍𝘜𝘓 .ᐟ @CHARMEDSTEALING]

johnny redwood.

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤoutdoor enthusiast.

ㅤㅤㅤㅤmainly a karmic thief.

ㅤㅤself assured.

fandomless oc. fits into any verse. pansexual. multiship with chem. more info below.

[I WANT THINGS TO BE 𝘉𝘌𝘈𝘜𝘛𝘐𝘍𝘜𝘓 .ᐟ @CHARMEDSTEALING]

"alright, good. it's no problem at all." he waves a hand dismissively. "what's your name?"

[𝙸𝚜 𝚒𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 .ᐣ @__L00MINGDR3AD]

"It's not rude, I promise. Thank you for asking."

[I WANT THINGS TO BE 𝘉𝘌𝘈𝘜𝘛𝘐𝘍𝘜𝘓 .ᐟ @CHARMEDSTEALING]

@SOUTH3RNGOTHlC he leans back in his seat, gaze slowly moving to follow her as she moves around him. "yeah, snuck up on me. bouncer nearly tossed me right back into it."

[I WANT THINGS TO BE 𝘉𝘌𝘈𝘜𝘛𝘐𝘍𝘜𝘓 .ᐟ @CHARMEDSTEALING]

bursting into wherever (the reader) currently is, soaking wet.

he narrowly got caught in the rain and he's pissed.

[I WANT THINGS TO BE 𝘉𝘌𝘈𝘜𝘛𝘐𝘍𝘜𝘓 .ᐟ @CHARMEDSTEALING]

it's your reccomendation though. it would be insulting your taste.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * 𝖇𝖊𝖆𝖚𝖙𝖎𝖋𝖚𝖑 ᵈⁱˢᵃˢᵗᵉʳ ᵎᵎ @G0TTAGETAWAY]

why would i be offended ? not my damn store.

[I WANT THINGS TO BE 𝘉𝘌𝘈𝘜𝘛𝘐𝘍𝘜𝘓 .ᐟ @CHARMEDSTEALING]

@SOUTH3RNGOTHlC maybe. depends on how the next few minutes go.

he looks up at the sound of the voice, slowly shifting to get comfortable in his seat. "somethin' like that."

[I WANT THINGS TO BE 𝘉𝘌𝘈𝘜𝘛𝘐𝘍𝘜𝘓 .ᐟ @CHARMEDSTEALING]

"you don't need to apologize-- you just look a little freaked out, i guess." he pauses. "sorry if that's rude."

[𝙸𝚜 𝚒𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 .ᐣ @__L00MINGDR3AD]

"Yeah, just stressed with work at the moment! Apologies if I creeped you out or anything."

[I WANT THINGS TO BE 𝘉𝘌𝘈𝘜𝘛𝘐𝘍𝘜𝘓 .ᐟ @CHARMEDSTEALING]

if you ever catch me catching a vibe to the killers, mind your business.

[I WANT THINGS TO BE 𝘉𝘌𝘈𝘜𝘛𝘐𝘍𝘜𝘓 .ᐟ @CHARMEDSTEALING]

@SOUTH3RNGOTHlC it's fine. he's sure he'll lift another one off of a drunk before he leaves.

he's finding himself a seat, already slipping out of wet jacket with a sigh.

[I WANT THINGS TO BE 𝘉𝘌𝘈𝘜𝘛𝘐𝘍𝘜𝘓 .ᐟ @CHARMEDSTEALING]

possum thyroid? that doesn't give me a lot of confidence in the chicken either, no offense.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * 𝖇𝖊𝖆𝖚𝖙𝖎𝖋𝖚𝖑 ᵈⁱˢᵃˢᵗᵉʳ ᵎᵎ @G0TTAGETAWAY]

well, don’t get the pizza. tastes like possum thyroid.

[I WANT THINGS TO BE 𝘉𝘌𝘈𝘜𝘛𝘐𝘍𝘜𝘓 .ᐟ @CHARMEDSTEALING]

@SOUTH3RNGOTHlC he's already covering that, grumbling in the process. he did not realize that he just ran into a club...

which feels like he should've knowm.

[I WANT THINGS TO BE 𝘉𝘌𝘈𝘜𝘛𝘐𝘍𝘜𝘓 .ᐟ @CHARMEDSTEALING]

think someone had ordered like, a pizza at the same time? didn't smell no chicken.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ * 𝖇𝖊𝖆𝖚𝖙𝖎𝖋𝖚𝖑 ᵈⁱˢᵃˢᵗᵉʳ ᵎᵎ @G0TTAGETAWAY]

surprised you didn’t smell ‘em.

[I WANT THINGS TO BE 𝘉𝘌𝘈𝘜𝘛𝘐𝘍𝘜𝘓 .ᐟ @CHARMEDSTEALING]

@ghvstofyous //i'd love to!!

[I WANT THINGS TO BE 𝘉𝘌𝘈𝘜𝘛𝘐𝘍𝘜𝘓 .ᐟ @CHARMEDSTEALING]

@ghvstofyous //absolutely 😁

[I WANT THINGS TO BE 𝘉𝘌𝘈𝘜𝘛𝘐𝘍𝘜𝘓 .ᐟ @CHARMEDSTEALING]

a hum leaves him, hand extending out to shake hers. "johnny. good to meet you, abby."

[ʲᵘˢᵗ 𝒂𝒃𝒃𝒚. ⸝⸝⸝ @BLOODLlLY]

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"oh," she sounds surprised by the question, but offers a hand to be shaken, "abby, and you are?"
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[ًًً @SOUTH3RNGOTHlC]

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[I WANT THINGS TO BE 𝘉𝘌𝘈𝘜𝘛𝘐𝘍𝘜𝘓 .ᐟ @CHARMEDSTEALING]

"it's nice and safe in here now." he says with a chuckle, matching her smile. "what's your name?"

[ʲᵘˢᵗ 𝒂𝒃𝒃𝒚. ⸝⸝⸝ @BLOODLlLY]

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she gives him a polite smile, "well, there you go, then. don't go losing it elsewhere, huh?"
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[I WANT THINGS TO BE 𝘉𝘌𝘈𝘜𝘛𝘐𝘍𝘜𝘓 .ᐟ @CHARMEDSTEALING]

fishing a red bull out of his pocket that he stole from the gas station.

[⤿ ゛ 𝙲𝙾𝚄𝚁𝙸𝙴𝚁 .ᐟ @snowcrawls]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀TEMP. PINNED !

[I WANT THINGS TO BE 𝘉𝘌𝘈𝘜𝘛𝘐𝘍𝘜𝘓 .ᐟ @CHARMEDSTEALING]

he slides the card back and promptly putting it in his back pocket, smile on his face all the while. "you just probably saved my ass a lot of debt."

[ʲᵘˢᵗ 𝒂𝒃𝒃𝒚. ⸝⸝⸝ @BLOODLlLY]

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she nods, unbeknownst to what she is really doing, "yeah, I work at the pharmacy and people forget credit cards over there all the time, it's a bitch to contact them."
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[I WANT THINGS TO BE 𝘉𝘌𝘈𝘜𝘛𝘐𝘍𝘜𝘓 .ᐟ @CHARMEDSTEALING]

johnny adjusts his shirt as he nods, glancing around for a moment.

"you okay? you look a little, out of it-- excuse me if that's rude."

[𝙸𝚜 𝚒𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 .ᐣ @__L00MINGDR3AD]

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[Alex shook her head, panicking a little.] "What? Oh, uh, no! No, I was just talking to myself. Sorry."