✵ Mr. 𝙈𝙪𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 !

‘’ . .believe me, there really is no easy way to say this. . . your soul is ETERNALLY BONDED to the dark lord voldemort . “『#B1GB0Y was here . 』

[✵ Mr. 𝙈𝙪𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 ! @CHARMEDTHOUGHT]

and now . .
coming to you 『 L I V E 』
from the stage . .

✵ PROFESSOR OF CHARMS,
JIMMY MUELLING !!! ✵

a Ravenclaw Alumnus
and former Thunderbird.

Halfblooded American chatterbox .

/ / / hello ? this is #B1GB0Y
speaking .

[✵ Mr. 𝙈𝙪𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 ! @CHARMEDTHOUGHT]

///::: This is from B1GB0Y.

I will not be censoring myself.

[signed, 𝒟𝑜𝓃𝓃𝒾𝑒 ! @FYLECABBY]

‘ you are neva gonna
believe what I heard
when I was passin’
through level 3 — ‘

『 Donatella Coluccio. 』

Ministry File guard
& unofficial paper toter.

a part of #B1GB0Y .

[✵ Mr. 𝙈𝙪𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 ! @CHARMEDTHOUGHT]

Reminiscing by Little River Band while he thinks sweet things about @obscurecases .

[miss conduct 💋⭐️🎤 @ministryslippin]

the secret ~love~ tape.

[✵ Mr. 𝙈𝙪𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 ! @CHARMEDTHOUGHT]

The tape is going to be used as a glorified mug coaster until it is one day it is suddenly remembered.

[𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗮𝘂𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀 ! @amarauderevent]

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༊ * · ˚ ━━────┈┈ MATCH 6 ;

the amortentia has worn off . @ministryslippin is no longer in love with @CHARMEDTHOUGHT .

[✵ Mr. 𝙈𝙪𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 ! @CHARMEDTHOUGHT]

@ministryslippin —

down at the tape, turned it around in his hands.
His mind was elsewhere.

“You know, I’ve always seen you as a brother. Same name, tasteful selection in suits, you know what I mean.”

[✵ Mr. 𝙈𝙪𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 ! @CHARMEDTHOUGHT]

@ministryslippin —

fantasy— but everyone experiences that, right?
Of course they do.

He’d never met another man whose sweaty palms did very much remind him of his own, haha. It’s like they’re twins.

Jimmy and Jimmy.

“Why, thank you Jimmy. Your gifts really mean a lot to me.”

He looked

—

[✵ Mr. 𝙈𝙪𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 ! @CHARMEDTHOUGHT]

“Darling, your ways with words never fail to drive me crazy, crazy like when you drop a mouse into a maze of mirrors.”

These are the similes employed.

“What are you doing later? And after later? And also before later? As in, what are you doing right now?”

[✵ Mr. 𝙈𝙪𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 ! @CHARMEDTHOUGHT]

/: all amortentia stuff will be responded to with extreme devotion and energy and love tomorrow because I gotta finish all my work today for a nice, free weekend . . .

[✵ Mr. 𝙈𝙪𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 ! @CHARMEDTHOUGHT]

Muelling for the .1 seconds he has to blink and not look at @obscurecases .

[✵ Mr. 𝙈𝙪𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 ! @CHARMEDTHOUGHT]

It unfroze him.
The perfect response.
A cheesy pickup line.
He walked over.

“Oh no, but I know a thing or two about space.”

He took her hand that held and went to give her a twirl, still gingerly holding onto it after.

“-Know anything about gravitational pulls?”

[✵ Mr. 𝙈𝙪𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 ! @CHARMEDTHOUGHT]

She’s it.

She’s the one.

My dynamite Gal.

He can’t move. Like a freeze charm.

An inner voice is screaming.

“SAYYY SOMETHINGGGGGGG!!!”

No movement.

“BEFORE SHE GETS AWAYYYYYYYYSDSY!!”

STill unable to speak.

“HURRRRYYY UPPPPPPP!”

[✵ Mr. 𝙈𝙪𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 ! @CHARMEDTHOUGHT]

/: I know I have to wait but like this is too funny needed to drop this ☠️

[✵ Mr. 𝙈𝙪𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 ! @CHARMEDTHOUGHT]

( the funny thing about amortentia is that it strikes individuals wildly differently.
For Muelling?

Well, imagine the whole world normal- lights blink, everything now black and white, Aça entre nós by Vicente Fernandez, the other bathed in color under dreamy rose lighting. )

[✵ Mr. 𝙈𝙪𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 ! @CHARMEDTHOUGHT]

(Holding a vase full of flowers for D-

Suddenly, it shatters in a million pieces.

. . . Only temporary, obviously, with a million charms just for broken things alone- but-

CUPIDS ARROW HAST STRUCK.
And for…. A STRANGER HE’S NEVER SEEN IN THIS LIFE.)

[✵ Mr. 𝙈𝙪𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 ! @CHARMEDTHOUGHT]

(Holding a vase full of flowers for D-

Suddenly, it shatters in a million pieces.

. . . Only temporary, obviously, with a million charms just for broken things alone- but-

CUPIDS ARROW HAST STRUCK.
And for…. A STRANGER HE’S NEVER SEEN IN THIS LIFE.)

[✵ Mr. 𝙈𝙪𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 ! @CHARMEDTHOUGHT]

I’m not all that good at math but we call this a Jimmy squared.

[𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗮𝘂𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀 ! @amarauderevent]

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⿻⃟⃟⃟ ━━────┈┈ MATCH 6 ;

@ministryslippin has fallen in love with
@CHARMEDTHOUGHT . it is [ NOT ] requited .

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝗃𝗈𝖾𝗒 𝗀𝗈𝗈𝖽𝗐𝗂𝗇. @thechicaner]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
𝗌𝖺𝗎𝗅 𝗃𝗈𝗌𝖾𝗉𝗁 𝗀𝗈𝗈𝖽𝗐𝗂𝗇—-
𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗅𝗈𝖼𝖺𝗅 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗋𝗅𝗂𝖾 𝗁𝗎𝗌𝗍𝗅𝖾,
𝗁𝖺𝗅𝖿𝖻𝗅𝗈𝗈𝖽 ﹠ 𝗎𝗇𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾𝗅𝗒 𝗌𝗅𝗒𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋𝗂𝗇.
𝖺 𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝖿 #𝘀𝗮𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗻 .ᐟ
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[✵ Mr. 𝙈𝙪𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 ! @CHARMEDTHOUGHT]

Muelling and probably having silly oven mitts.