⊹ ݁𝙋𝙄𝙕𝙕𝘼𝙕𝙕

YOU CANNOT WIN. IT'S IN YOUR SKIN. | 𝙳𝙸𝚅𝙰 OF THE 𝙼𝙸𝚂𝙵𝙸𝚃𝚂, 𝐏𝐇𝐘𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐒 𝐆𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐑 — 𝑷𝑰𝒁𝒁𝑨𝒁𝒁.

[⊹ ݁𝙋𝙄𝙕𝙕𝘼𝙕𝙕 @CHARTINGMISFIT]

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𝘋𝘜𝘕𝘕𝘖 𝘞𝘏𝘠 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘍𝘐𝘎𝘏𝘛 .ᐟ
𝙄𝙏’𝙎 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘼𝙏𝙏𝘼𝘾𝙆 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙉𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 .ᐟ
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[⊹ ݁𝙋𝙄𝙕𝙕𝘼𝙕𝙕 @CHARTINGMISFIT]

- And she loves grabbing her audience’s attention. )

I just did it ‘cuz you’re cute and mousey and shit. Do I really need another reason?

[⊹ ݁𝙋𝙄𝙕𝙕𝘼𝙕𝙕 @CHARTINGMISFIT]

Ain’t a debt. And it is an off chance.

( Her posture is far more relaxed, even in a position like this—her control over the atmosphere, of the conversation never seems to cease. It’s no different than her appearances on stage. She’s the center of attention; the rightful star. -

[.・゜𝙈𝙔 𝘿𝙀𝘼𝙍 , 𝘼𝙇𝙄𝘾𝙀 . . @wondalxnd]

, Pizzazz . . But , thank you , on the off chance you offered selflessly . .

[⊹ ݁𝙋𝙄𝙕𝙕𝘼𝙕𝙕 @CHARTINGMISFIT]

- the pity of it.

[⊹ ݁𝙋𝙄𝙕𝙕𝘼𝙕𝙕 @CHARTINGMISFIT]

Maybe for you. Me? I’m 𝘣𝘶𝘪𝘭𝘵 for this life.

( A slight gravel to her voice; aggressive, teasing. She leans forward such that she’s up in the woman’s face; such that she knows exactly who she’s facing right now. )

But, what the hell? Maybe I’ll buy you something nice. For -

[.・゜𝙈𝙔 𝘿𝙀𝘼𝙍 , 𝘼𝙇𝙄𝘾𝙀 . . @wondalxnd]

( She blinked , a slight stutter to the action . Otherwise , she looked relatively unbothered by the comment . She’s heard the same from many . )

You make it sound as if it’s a magical place , and not a losing battle given form . .

[⊹ ݁𝙋𝙄𝙕𝙕𝘼𝙕𝙕 @CHARTINGMISFIT]

- loud.

[⊹ ݁𝙋𝙄𝙕𝙕𝘼𝙕𝙕 @CHARTINGMISFIT]

Hardly.

( She scoffs, nearly under her breath. Though she does catch herself, and offers a more sympathetic look. As sympathetic as someone like Pizzazz could ever be. )

Sorry. What I mean to say is, you could really do better. A lot better. You live in London for crying out -

[.・゜𝙈𝙔 𝘿𝙀𝘼𝙍 , 𝘼𝙇𝙄𝘾𝙀 . . @wondalxnd]

( ‘Style’ . Her poor dress certainly left a lot to be desired . The dirty apron wasn’t helping either , but it was all she could manage . Alice looked straight out of the 1800’s . )

Oh— You . . Could say that . I know it isn’t the greatest sight but, it does what it needs to . .

[⊹ ݁𝙋𝙄𝙕𝙕𝘼𝙕𝙕 @CHARTINGMISFIT]

It is.

( Her smirk grew wider, pleased by that response. She couldn’t wait for an opportunity to talk about herself. Even if for a moment. A hum escaped her lips as she looked down to all that — getup on her. )

What’s the style there? A London exclusive?

[.・゜𝙈𝙔 𝘿𝙀𝘼𝙍 , 𝘼𝙇𝙄𝘾𝙀 . . @wondalxnd]

( The sickly woman’s brow rose , a look mixed with interest , and confusion . Maybe she 𝙞𝙨 still in Wonderland after all . . )

. . ‘Pizzazz’ . How curious . . A uniquely lovely name .

I’m Alice . It’s a pleasure to meet you .

[⊹ ݁𝙋𝙄𝙕𝙕𝘼𝙕𝙕 @CHARTINGMISFIT]

Is that seriously what you call yourself?

( Don’t get her wrong — Phyllis was confused, afraid even, like this was a fever dream. Obviously, she knew it wasn’t. It felt too real to be. But even as her head followed this — demon — she was still authentic. )

You suck at names…

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ m٬*͜𝐚̀sk @CARTOONMXNIAC]

Come on girl, I already told you or can't you read Twitter dialogues?

(!Yes, he was breaking the fourth wall for a short moment to forget about it, from one moment to the next the masked man was walking too calmly around the girl. )

I am a mask, THE MASK!

[⊹ ݁𝙋𝙄𝙕𝙕𝘼𝙕𝙕 @CHARTINGMISFIT]

𝘏𝘮𝘱𝘩.

( Her tongue clicks, and her arm sort of dangles by her side before finding its way to her pronounced, popped out hip. She smirks down at her, amused. Amused enough to ignore her lack of answer. )

Pizzazz. I have a band. We travel lots.

[.・゜𝙈𝙔 𝘿𝙀𝘼𝙍 , 𝘼𝙇𝙄𝘾𝙀 . . @wondalxnd]

. . .

( A skinny hand rose , sliding short , messy locks behind an ear . She was never a good liar . She was good at avoiding though . )

What’s . . Your name ? I don’t believe i’ve ever laid eyes on someone with such a colorful palette before . .

[⊹ ݁𝙋𝙄𝙕𝙕𝘼𝙕𝙕 @CHARTINGMISFIT]

JESUS CHRIST, PUT THEM BACK! UGH!

( The singer recoils in disgust, her hand stretched out to block the sight from her gaze. Seeing that, she almost felt something rise up from her throat. Maybe today’s lunch, she thought. )

How does that not hurt like hell for you?!

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ m٬*͜𝐚̀sk @CARTOONMXNIAC]

welcome to the little train of insanity! CHU CHU!~ CHUKU CHUKU CHUKU. ❗❗❗❗

( From one second to the next, the man with an absolutely screwed mentality makes an expression impossible for a human being, removing his eyes, taking them out as if they were binoculars )

[⊹ ݁𝙋𝙄𝙕𝙕𝘼𝙕𝙕 @CHARTINGMISFIT]

- buckling from the hit. She groans, feeling red liquid drip down to her upper lip. Quickly, she wipes it with her sleeve, but looks up to the insane stranger with bafflement. )

What was that—?!

[⊹ ݁𝙋𝙄𝙕𝙕𝘼𝙕𝙕 @CHARTINGMISFIT]

What the shi—

( Momentarily, she’s stunned by the absurdity of what he’s just done. It looks like something from out of those weird, uncanny stop-motion videos.

It’s enough to leave her vulnerable for a moment. Then, 𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙈.ᐟ His fist hits her square in the nose, her legs -

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ m٬*͜𝐚̀sk @CARTOONMXNIAC]

B-buahg.... ! okay, okay ¡my turno loquita¡

( The crazy man literally stopped his screaming head at 360 degrees on his neck, so that from one moment to the next he looked like an extremely skinny boxer but still delivered a strong jab to the female face. )

[⊹ ݁𝙋𝙄𝙕𝙕𝘼𝙕𝙕 @CHARTINGMISFIT]

Come on. I know that isn’t all.

( Her hand stretches out towards a nearby wall. She leans on it, her face resting on a leisurely smile, almost seeming to challenge her. )

Whatever you’re hiding, I can take it. I know London. I’ve been. But there’s somewhere deeper, isn’t there?

[.・゜𝙈𝙔 𝘿𝙀𝘼𝙍 , 𝘼𝙇𝙄𝘾𝙀 . . @wondalxnd]

. . 𝙃𝙪𝙛𝙛 . It—

( She paused , trying to think of a way to explain without sounding deranged . )

. . Eh . Well , Uh . London is quite the place if you ask me . A self-contained dome of mystery and— Such . The markets always lively , aha . .

[⊹ ݁𝙋𝙄𝙕𝙕𝘼𝙕𝙕 @CHARTINGMISFIT]

I’m gonna enjoy breaking that jaw of yours…

( She throws a clean left hook, straight for the chin. Surprisingly, she hits harder than she looks. Quicker too. Just like a truck. )

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ m٬*͜𝐚̀sk @CARTOONMXNIAC]

forward! To be fair, I'm going to identify as an empowered woman and boxer!

[⊹ ݁𝙋𝙄𝙕𝙕𝘼𝙕𝙕 @CHARTINGMISFIT]

Yeah? How so? What do you guys do?

Color me a curious girl myself.

[.・゜𝙈𝙔 𝘿𝙀𝘼𝙍 , 𝘼𝙇𝙄𝘾𝙀 . . @wondalxnd]

They 𝙙𝙤 tend to teeter between freaky and lovely , quite a bit . .

It isn’t all bad though . .

[⊹ ݁𝙋𝙄𝙕𝙕𝘼𝙕𝙕 @CHARTINGMISFIT]

You want to start something, you Kermit the Frog-lookin’ shitstain?! I’ll shove my hand so far up your ass, I’ll make you feel like the real deal!

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ m٬*͜𝐚̀sk @CARTOONMXNIAC]

OH OH, NOT BAD MOUTH! PUAHAHAHA. ❗

[⊹ ݁𝙋𝙄𝙕𝙕𝘼𝙕𝙕 @CHARTINGMISFIT]

OH, FUCK OFF!

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ m٬*͜𝐚̀sk @CARTOONMXNIAC]

are you sureeeeeee 24 green white skinny girl?

[⊹ ݁𝙋𝙄𝙕𝙕𝘼𝙕𝙕 @CHARTINGMISFIT]

𝘗𝘧𝘧𝘵—. Yeah, I’m sure you are.

Remind me not to go to the places you frequent. Seems freaky as all hell.

[.・゜𝙈𝙔 𝘿𝙀𝘼𝙍 , 𝘼𝙇𝙄𝘾𝙀 . . @wondalxnd]

I’ll have you know , the holes I fall into come out of nowhere . . !

. . And — I’m a curious woman .

[⊹ ݁𝙋𝙄𝙕𝙕𝘼𝙕𝙕 @CHARTINGMISFIT]

You really do have no sense of survivor’s instinct, do you?

[.・゜𝙈𝙔 𝘿𝙀𝘼𝙍 , 𝘼𝙇𝙄𝘾𝙀 . . @wondalxnd]

I need to stop falling down holes and drinking from strange bottles . .

[⊹ ݁𝙋𝙄𝙕𝙕𝘼𝙕𝙕 @CHARTINGMISFIT]

It’s hard to let it go

[𝐂𝐑𝐔𝐂𝐈𝐅𝐘 𝐌𝐄 . ִֶָ☾. @lovelymagnets]

SIMPLE AND CLEAN IS THE WAY THAT YOURE MAKING ME FEEEEEEL TONIGHT