Lord Cesar

I love romantic walks on the beach with my girlfriend. Until the LSD wears off & I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a parking lot

[Lord Cesar @CHEEEZUS_CRUST]

PUPPY-MONKEY-BABY!

PUPPY-MONKEY-BABY!

PUPPY-MONKEY-BABY!

#wtfdidijustwatch

[Lord Cesar @CHEEEZUS_CRUST]

Guys, when a woman is mad, just tell her she's overreacting. She will calm down right away and say you're right. ⛈⛈⛈

[Lord Cesar @CHEEEZUS_CRUST]

A list of ways to win an argument with a woman

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[Lord Cesar @CHEEEZUS_CRUST]

The first guy to discover milk probably did a lot of other weird shit. #Ihavenipplescanyoumilkme

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C'mon Cards step it up!!!! You can win this!!!!!

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Rise Up!!! Let's go Cards #Larryzona

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Best overtime performance!! @LarryFitzgerald is a BEAST!! #GoCards #won$500 #BirdGang

[Lord Cesar @CHEEEZUS_CRUST]

Let's Go Cards!!!!!

[Lord Cesar @CHEEEZUS_CRUST]

My girl ain't allowed to play no damn Powerball.

She hit the jackpot when she met me.

[Lord Cesar @CHEEEZUS_CRUST]

English can be tough.

It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

[Lord Cesar @CHEEEZUS_CRUST]

Blair Walsh you idiot!! 27 yards for the win and you choked!!haha

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Shoutout to my mom because that's the only way she can hear.

[Lord Cesar @CHEEEZUS_CRUST]

Horrible first half! We need better play calling and coverage!!! LETS GO CARDS

[Lord Cesar @CHEEEZUS_CRUST]

I was so drunk last night I replied to my own text. #HappyNewYear

[Lord Cesar @CHEEEZUS_CRUST]

Cardinals sack = Free Jumbo Jack

FEED ME!!!

#sacksonsacks

[Lord Cesar @CHEEEZUS_CRUST]

At BurgerKing everyone gets to keep their crown. #MissUniverse2015

[Lord Cesar @CHEEEZUS_CRUST]

FUCK!!! Torn ACL?!?! Tyrann Mathieu is a beast and we wouldn't be NFC West Champs without him!!! #Respect #TyrannMathieu #AZCardinals

[Lord Cesar @CHEEEZUS_CRUST]

Cardinals spanked dat ass!!! #BIRDGANG #pleasehealthehoneybadger 🙏🏽

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PICK 6!!! 🙌🏽 #BirdGang #AZCardinals

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Josh Norman on Odell "F--- him. He's a B***! Screw him and his whole set up"#NYGvsCAR